tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post8447953059986213125..comments2024-02-24T19:56:15.236-08:00Comments on heckasac: DC report (with Ganglians)becklerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09488884204422943486noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-68631997193609029582011-11-19T00:29:33.926-08:002011-11-19T00:29:33.926-08:00I was hoping for a blooming onion vagina joke. Ala...I was hoping for a blooming onion vagina joke. Alas...<br /><br />Charles AlbrightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-80626101010945755612011-11-18T10:35:28.610-08:002011-11-18T10:35:28.610-08:00busted!
p.s. 9 times out of 10 steak fries are na...busted!<br /><br />p.s. 9 times out of 10 steak fries are nasty unless they're broasted.<br /><br />p.p.s. i want the image of ketchup vag wiped from my brain. unclean. unclean.....Liv Moehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17748816998076616109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-70682396683926991432011-11-17T16:46:01.712-08:002011-11-17T16:46:01.712-08:00Not that I have an article this month. But if I di...Not that I have an article this month. But if I did!<br /><br /><br />shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-20024230496740642212011-11-17T16:38:59.574-08:002011-11-17T16:38:59.574-08:00oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. I am nev...oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. I am never this late. I feel terrible. It's because I was out of town and I left my notebook in Sac. The good news is I'm making real progress. That's why I need to stop checking heckasac!becklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09488884204422943486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-16123861264591872212011-11-17T16:20:24.960-08:002011-11-17T16:20:24.960-08:00Why the fuck are my MidMo articles due like TWO WE...Why the fuck are my MidMo articles due like TWO WEEKS before anyone else's?!<br /><br />Or is that I am the only one who takes a deadline seriously?<br /><br />Protestant Work Ethically,<br />GbombAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-54450381429566240092011-11-17T15:48:29.290-08:002011-11-17T15:48:29.290-08:00I need to be writing my MidMo article but instead ...I need to be writing my MidMo article but instead I'm sitting here trying to write a parody sentence of Richard Price writing about crinkle cut fries. I just don't have the talent. Just sprinkle in a few cliches and some groan worthy dialogue and imagine it yourself.becklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09488884204422943486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-19144520010510846212011-11-17T15:37:49.036-08:002011-11-17T15:37:49.036-08:00Ore Ida crinkle cut is 99% all the way.
NOre Ida crinkle cut is 99% all the way. <br /><br />NAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-27409791940380925442011-11-17T14:42:01.087-08:002011-11-17T14:42:01.087-08:00The Land Park school cafeterias actually served po...The Land Park school cafeterias actually served pomme frites.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-62666293765797214772011-11-17T14:40:27.892-08:002011-11-17T14:40:27.892-08:00I'm sorry but nothing says 1% like steak fries...I'm sorry but nothing says 1% like steak fries.<br /><br />-millerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-63150845232741342192011-11-17T14:12:15.159-08:002011-11-17T14:12:15.159-08:00that's why I hate them! Of course I didn't...that's why I hate them! Of course I didn't grow up in Land Park as part of the 1% like you, so my schooldaze memories are not as fond.becklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09488884204422943486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-51529180813825005202011-11-17T13:51:24.041-08:002011-11-17T13:51:24.041-08:00Also I admit crinkle-cut fries bring me back to th...Also I admit crinkle-cut fries bring me back to the school cafeteria and those heady, innocent days where a blooming onion wasn't something I even had to worry about.<br /><br />-millerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-35784782190387693532011-11-17T13:30:28.484-08:002011-11-17T13:30:28.484-08:00"Crinkle-cut fries rule!"
..."Crinkle-cut fries rule!"<br /> -Richard PriceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-70898251652723747982011-11-17T13:16:01.749-08:002011-11-17T13:16:01.749-08:00Steak fries are your favorite?
Really?
Wow, just...Steak fries are your favorite? <br />Really? <br />Wow, just wow.<br />Without crispiness why am I eating a fry? Crinkle cut have all those crispy sides. Delish!<br /><br />-Natalie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-8777716430000092862011-11-17T13:09:43.705-08:002011-11-17T13:09:43.705-08:00Blooming onions can be had for free if you are sav...Blooming onions can be had for free if you are savvy:<br /><br />http://gawker.com/5860286/this-is-how-to-be-a-trollAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-61386658209909263982011-11-17T12:28:40.365-08:002011-11-17T12:28:40.365-08:00I don't doubt it! Though I hear they get bette...I don't doubt it! Though I hear they get better after you finish off one of those 5 foot table-top beer things. <br /><br />Worst fried thing: a blooming onion.<br /><br />-millerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-29555899961866380002011-11-17T12:19:31.833-08:002011-11-17T12:19:31.833-08:00All fries are good except the ones you get at Alle...All fries are good except the ones you get at Alley Katz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-37329625844312666192011-11-17T11:21:53.368-08:002011-11-17T11:21:53.368-08:00Get a room you two.Get a room you two.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-35461732134125801322011-11-17T11:17:26.584-08:002011-11-17T11:17:26.584-08:00And luckily your vag tastes like ketch...wait, sor...And luckily your vag tastes like ketch...wait, sorry, I have my dignity. And no, we're through if you LIKE waffle-cut fries. Bullet = dodged.<br /><br />It's my belief that crinkle-cut fries have the ideal surface to retain salt. Steak fries can suck it. Feel free to lose your dignity again there.<br /><br />-millerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-56296790225524931772011-11-17T10:42:12.994-08:002011-11-17T10:42:12.994-08:00Sorry to be the one to tell you: I hate waffle-cut...Sorry to be the one to tell you: I hate waffle-cut fries. I also hate shoe string fries. I love steak fries though, and luckily your dick is shaped like a steak fry.becklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09488884204422943486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7694733.post-46934543518028825282011-11-17T10:25:40.490-08:002011-11-17T10:25:40.490-08:00How am I just finding out you don't like crink...How am I just finding out you don't like crinkle-cut fries?? Those are the best kind! If you tell me you like waffle-cut, we're through!<br /><br />-millerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com