Call 911! There's a three-alarm fire! In my pants!

That heading has nothing to do with my post but I wanted to use it anyway. Check this Craigslist MC out: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mis/57065822.html
Correct me if I'm wrong, but he is saying the dog is sexy. The man is, too, presumably. This plus the "kind of a kid cut" hair and the librery spelling make this a weird post. I imagine a guy with hair like Adam from Eight is Enough running with a devastatingly handsome pitbull.