show review

The Rock the Light show last night was surprisingly hecka fun. I was dressed inappropriately because I was out of clean clothes so I branched out into a questionable outfit and thought it would be o k because I was picturing more people at the show and maybe dimmer lighting, but when I got there it was definitely a little too much. I struggled to sit in a ladylike manner and felt that I stuck out. Stupid assless chaps. But enough about me. Heckamax got the crowd riled with cries of "tuesday night". At one point, Charles asked the crowd if the levels sounded "good or great" and we of course replied "great". Heckamax had to keep entreating the masses not to lean on the rail in front of the stage, lest it collapse and kill one of the band members. The Hells Angels in front were causing some tension but luckily it didn't erupt into stabbin'. I don't know why RTL hired them to do security. I guess the Hare Krishnas just weren't working out. Some instrument switching went on and Dylan shredded surprisingly hard on guitar. That's the sign of a real pro band, when they can switch instruments without missing a beat.

There has been some buzz around the idea of a Crest vs. Tower spelling bee. The idea of a beauty contest was quickly nixed by the ladies. Let's hope the bee really happens. For the Crest I think this spells d-e-f-e-e-t. Cuz they are L-O-O-S-E-R-S. They will be H-U-M-I-L-I-G-R-A-T-E-D. Not to brag, but I'm probably the ringer they will bring in this time. Last time it was a battle of brawn, and they won, this time a battle of branes, and Tower will kick ass!