Tuesday, April 26, 2005

This shit is bananas!


blurrymike
Originally uploaded by becklerg.

Today is Mike Banana's eleventieth birthday. Of course Mike probably won't know I posted this because he is scared of computers. It's because of this one time when he broke the internet. Look, I'm making fun of him on his birthday! I'm a spicy jerk. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!!!!!

As I mentioned many times, tonight is the Fiery Furnaces show. I have talked a few of my doubtful friends into going and they may feel that they have wasted their $12.50 tomorrow. Just be prepared for medleys and humorlessness. D.P. has threatened to chant things at them, and I don't think they're gonna think that's funny. But I love them, nonetheless.

I feel a (cough) sickness (cough) coming on. I think one of my glands may be swollen. I'll give a shiny nickel to the reader who can guess which gland (hint-it's not my pineal gland). So if I don't post tomorrow, try to be brave. I'll be back thursday to review the show and other stupid crap.

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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Mike's real birthday is tomorrow, but since you MIGHT not feel good enough to come to work tomorrow it works out perfect!

    Mrs. Banana

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  2. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Well, he did break the internet that one time.....so maybe it's for the best.

    miller

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  3. beckler3:19 PM

    Damn! I'm firing that factchecker right now.

    P.S.-If I'm not in tomorrow everyone remember to watch LCD on Letterman (Amy Sedaris is on too)

    P.P.S.-Isn't anyone going to guess a gland?

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  4. Anonymous3:25 PM

    I can't wait until you get a hit on your blog from someone searching 'guess a gland'.

    -benji hooter

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  5. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Is it the Skene's Gland?

    Brew

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  6. Anonymous3:57 PM

    poopoo gland?

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  7. beckler4:05 PM

    Oh you are so dirty! I had to look up the Skene's gland and it led me to a nasty page. I had to keep looking at the page over and over because I couldn't believe my eyes. I will probably have to look at it some more later tonight when I'm at home. I only wish that gland was swollen. So no, not the Skene's gland, and certainly not the poopoo gland. Try again.

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  8. Anonymous4:21 PM

    ok, ok, ok, I won't be nasty any more. Is is your nymph lodes?

    Stupidest Comment Ever,

    Margaux

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  9. Anonymous4:42 PM

    LOL! ROFLMAO!

    -Heather

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  10. leon5:35 PM

    sweat glands?

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  11. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Damn you Miller! Stop making me LOL. I can barely type this as I am ROFLMAO.

    -the real Heather

    ps parathyroid gland?

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  12. Uneasy Rhetoric9:50 AM

    Pituitary gland. Brain swell.

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  13. beckler9:36 AM

    Wrong. All wrong. It was my humor gland. That's why I'm so fucking funny. LOL

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