the wizard who would be pope

All right. This post just aint happenin'. Sorry if I'm letting you down. The Tower vs. Crest thing isn't the comedy gold that I thought it was, and only employees and former employees would care (which is most people in town, true)

I'll turn to someone else to be funny. I was thinking it might be fun to have a betting pool for which cardinal will become the new pope, and cockeyed.com has a page on the candidates: http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/sleep_number/new_pope.html