There aren't allowed to be any more bands with the word star in their name. It's not because I'm tired of it. It's because they have used every conceiveable combination of the word star with every other word. There aren't any left.
perhaps the last two films our star wars fan hasn't yet seen. explain his confusion this would. full of flying bear shit goerge lucas is. Episode III is to quote the"Thinking Mans Thinking Man" Jay Baker "worst one yet". This prediction was made two years ago , or so says DB who I trust implicitly. Jay is a wise man who has vision beyond his years, must be injin blood. I thought star wars was sposed to be fun and enjoyable, but clearly that was my innocence talking; an innonence now shattered by lucas and his bizzaro star wars world. kick lucas in the nuts you must!
the new one is the best of the three.thus, co-ob-er-ating my new theory that the third movie is always better than the second (Austin Powers, Jurassic Park, Police Acadamy, etc). They focused more on the action and less on the plot which made it easyer to not fuck up.
That said, there still much radness they could have rained down on us if they would have someone else write and direct the damn things.Both Portman and Master-Vader did much better in there performances than the last movie.but man,there where parts that could have been actually good.
Lory says she thinks it is the best but she is so blinded by her love of star wars she has lost perspective. I put it a much closer fourth than you would think behind Return of the Jedi.
Charles
ps. Binks is in it for 8 second at the end. It was a sad part of the movie but i some how laughed.
As ridiculously stoned as I got before this film, I was not nearly stoned enough to enjoy this boring piece of shit. I remember thinking to myself during one of the many interminable "landing-on-an-overly-detailed-landscape- then-walking-into-a-room-and-saying-something- boring-scenes" that this experience would be so much better if the film was even a little bit fun. As is, I was left the unsettling sense that Lucas might have peaked with "The Phantom Menace". Worst...one...yet.
I just make fun of the Kay-Nightmares because i'm jealous. You guys are one of my favorite bands (next to Bo Bice). I get stoked every week when I hear that you're playing the Distillery. Its like Lance Armstrong winning the tour-de-france. Hurry up and get the next cd out.
As a longtime Star Wars fan and Yuban, I finally feel complete. Us "Trekkers" have waited 20 years to experience the piece of the puzzle that finally falls into place and makes the entire Star Wars universe come together: Yoda gets a piggy back ride from Chewbaca. Thats right, after years of internet rumors, and leaked scripts, its true: Yoda Gets A Pggy Back from Chewbaca.
Dan's Just being Harsh because no one told him the other pre-quals where lame. No, Wait. He knew that. I refuse to hold this last movie up to normal movie standards. You saw the first two didn't you? Just the fatc there was no E-waks and Jar Jar what-evers makes it a big suck-sess. Didn't we all like the first movies? haven't we all wanted to see how exactly it all went down with Kan-o-bee and Vader? How can any of us be mad this this movie sucks? We knew it was going to suck! quit beating a dead horse! Enjoy the fact that you can watch the godd old movies again with a different perspective.
Aw. Allan, was that you?
ReplyDeleteOnce again i can't go to this link before the school system kicks me out.
ReplyDeleteOn another note: New Rock the Light CD will be released this Saturday at the Distillery. Woodhouse will guest on guitar for RTL which will rule.
Nightmares and Radiostar (is this the correct name?) will play as well.
-HEckamax
Kay-nightmares at the Distillery? I cant miss this.
ReplyDeleteThere aren't allowed to be any more bands with the word star in their name. It's not because I'm tired of it. It's because they have used every conceiveable combination of the word star with every other word. There aren't any left.
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What about starstarbinks? see that joke's topical because of star wars III revenge of the shit
ReplyDeleteAlready taken.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the kay-nightmares got dissed... and we didn't even call anyone a name.
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perhaps the last two films our star wars fan hasn't yet seen. explain his confusion this would. full of flying bear shit goerge lucas is.
ReplyDeleteEpisode III is to quote the"Thinking Mans Thinking Man" Jay Baker "worst one yet". This prediction was made two years ago , or so says DB who I trust implicitly. Jay is a wise man who has vision beyond his years, must be injin blood. I thought star wars was sposed to be fun and enjoyable, but clearly that was my innocence talking; an innonence now shattered by lucas and his bizzaro star wars world.
kick lucas in the nuts you must!
Dudez,
ReplyDeletethe new one is the best of the three.thus, co-ob-er-ating my new theory that the third movie is always better than the second (Austin Powers, Jurassic Park, Police Acadamy, etc). They focused more on the action and less on the plot which made it easyer to not fuck up.
That said, there still much radness they could have rained down on us if they would have someone else write and direct the damn things.Both Portman and Master-Vader did much better in there performances than the last movie.but man,there where parts that could have been actually good.
Lory says she thinks it is the best but she is so blinded by her love of star wars she has lost perspective. I put it a much closer fourth than you would think behind Return of the Jedi.
Charles
ps. Binks is in it for 8 second at the end. It was a sad part of the movie but i some how laughed.
I don't care what anyone says. I thought the newest one was great. I don't know why Lucas didn't make the last two as cool.
ReplyDeleteAs ridiculously stoned as I got before this film, I was not nearly stoned enough to enjoy this boring piece of shit. I remember thinking to myself during one of the many interminable "landing-on-an-overly-detailed-landscape-
ReplyDeletethen-walking-into-a-room-and-saying-something-
boring-scenes" that this experience would be so much better if the film was even a little bit fun. As is, I was left the unsettling sense that Lucas might have peaked with "The Phantom Menace". Worst...one...yet.
Was there a third Austin Powers movie or is Charles seeing into the future?
ReplyDeleteYes, there were three. The first was Liz Hurley, the second was creepy eyed H. Graham and the third was Beyonce.
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I just make fun of the Kay-Nightmares because i'm jealous. You guys are one of my favorite bands (next to Bo Bice). I get stoked every week when I hear that you're playing the Distillery. Its like Lance Armstrong winning the tour-de-france.
ReplyDeleteHurry up and get the next cd out.
As a longtime Star Wars fan and Yuban, I finally feel complete. Us "Trekkers" have waited 20 years to experience the piece of the puzzle that finally falls into place and makes the entire Star Wars universe come together: Yoda gets a piggy back ride from Chewbaca. Thats right, after years of internet rumors, and leaked scripts, its true: Yoda Gets A Pggy Back from Chewbaca.
ReplyDelete-Hecka max getting a piggy back from Chewbaca
"Piggy Back From Chewbacca!"
ReplyDelete"Piggy Back From Chewbacca!"
Dan's Just being Harsh because no one told him the other pre-quals where lame. No, Wait. He knew that. I refuse to hold this last movie up to normal movie standards. You saw the first two didn't you? Just the fatc there was no E-waks and Jar Jar what-evers makes it a big suck-sess. Didn't we all like the first movies? haven't we all wanted to see how exactly it all went down with Kan-o-bee and Vader? How can any of us be mad this this movie sucks? We knew it was going to suck! quit beating a dead horse! Enjoy the fact that you can watch the godd old movies again with a different perspective.
ReplyDeleteDarth Albright