I've gotten 450 hits today because of B. P.. Insane.
Today I was reminded of an idea that me and Scott had (were we stoned? i can't remember) for a restaurant in L.A. O.K., so if you checked the fugly website in the past they had millions of comments on the outfits, and the number one comment for all the skinny starlets was "eat a sandwich". It was never, "bitch, eat an omelette" or "eat a pizza" or anything. And because of the new blog trend of using periods for emphasis, the comment was often something like Oh. My. God. Eat. A. Sandwich. So me and Scott came up with the idea for a sandwich shop in L.A. called Eat. A. Sandwich. It would have giant blow up pictures of like, the Skeletwins and the Olsens and such. Brilliant!
p.s.-to the armeniac and worm, i have brilliantly countered two of your earlier comments, so peep it.
ReplyDeletesorry that i was under the impression that you had some dope ass pictures of you beating down on a monkey.....i could have sworn margo made it seem way siiiiccccckkkk , but...what is it? a picture of you at the zoo feeding a monkey? is that it?
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It's me presenting a giant novelty check for one million dollars to the "Save the Monkey" foundation, and I'm presenting it to a monkey. It's a nice picture.
ReplyDeleteHopefuuly it will become cool for the skinny actresses of the world to eat at Eat.A.Sandwich. because of course we'll put a picture of them eating.their.sandwich on the wall which will show how they have a sense of humor & they don't give a fuck & that everyone's overreacting because, as you can see, they are totally eating.a.sandwich. And of course there will be private celeb bathrooms so they can go puke & do a line afterwards. (That gives me an idea to open a bar called Do.A.Line.). The Brian Peppers Sandwich is simply a lure to get Mr Peppers in there. It will be a delicious combo of bell peppers, jalepeno peppers & pepper on a super fucked-up looking bun.
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and covered in flour with 2 buldging olives.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, the waitresses at eat. a. sandwich. will be celebrity impersonators of all your favorite skeletal celebrities: nicole kidman, skeletwins, olsens, lara flynn boyle, and they will all constantly smoke and do lines and wear fugly outfits. They will all have to wear at least 20 layers of clothing to insulate their cold, cold bones and cowboy boots.
ReplyDeleteSkeletwins are different from the Olsens?
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Oh yes. The skeletwins are Nicole Richie and Hohan.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Mrs Indiana Jones, Alley McBeal (will she win Best Alley?)
ReplyDeleteYou're right, I forgot about her, and so did everyone else. Snap!
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