To steal some action away from the chick list, E.S. is brainstorming for the News and Review "best of" issue. My mind's a blank right now, but I'm sure I'll think of something later. Anyway, I'd like to second G-bomb that Parrot Fridays at Beers should get Best Parrot Fridays. Feel free to comment. And remember if you don't I will feel stupid and take the post down.
best blog...HECKASAC!
ReplyDeleteOn the real tip, Fool's Foundation deserves best new venue.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'll say Best Alley: the alley in front of Brew and Violence's house. Yesterday we partied with a whole gang of neighborhood kids (ages like 9-13). They showed us dances like the crybaby, the mexican dance,some other ones. They all chanted really loud in unison "S-T-U-P-I-D, when we go to the club we don't need I.D." which they said was from a Mac Dre song (the kids love Mac Dre). The craziest and funniest one hid Margaux's cell phone and another one of them said "Ew, smells like beer" when she came near me. It was my first beer, I swear! Kids say the darndest things.
ReplyDeleteThough it is one of the best new venues, Fools Foundation should probably stay out of it since it's not legally set up to be a venue.
ReplyDeleteAlso, SNR could print the results from last year & I bet almost nobody would notice. Ernesto's best mexican? Check. Starbucks best cafe? Check. Some absurd categories made up so our advertisers can all win something? Check.
miller
Looks like C.K. already spilled the beans in this weeks News and Review. Oops. At least he gave a shout out to Tyler.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see some Parrot Friday try and top Parrot Friday at Beers. Bring it!
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What about Best Star Trek band?
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Best place to see a HUMV parallel park: I street.
ReplyDeleteBest place to get laid: my bedroom.
ReplyDeleteMost inexplicably popular restaurant: Zocalo
Ollipom should definitely get some props. Especially since now that Le Fun has folded they're the only game in downtown.
Best sushi bar at which to get sexually harassed if you're a hottie: tie between Mikuni and Nishiki (also best place for non-hottie (i.e. no airbrush tan, no tube top) women to secretly feel there's something wrong with their appearance because the sushi bros resolutely ignore them-it's sick, I know, blame our fucked-up culture, I'm just telling it like it is!)
Uh. that getting laid thing is a joke. it came out dumb. i wanted to make it into a masturbation joke, but i couldn't figure out how to do it. masturbate i mean. oh god. i just made it worse. do other bloggers know if it's possible for me to edit my comments?
ReplyDeleteLe fun is back with a new owner!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Tyrus?
ReplyDeleteSadly, Crap 11 would probably win best Star Trek band. (yeah, thats right, i spelt their name wrong so they wouldnt get a hit, booyah!)
ReplyDeleteMiller pretty much hit the nail on the head. I think E.S. and I would agree that the "Best Of" issue is one of the most repulsive tasks that the paper asks us to do. Couple that with the Sammies and the summer gets pretty rough.
ReplyDeleteAm I allowed to say that I despise the Sammies? Tom, if you're reading this, please avert your eyes. I despise the Sammies. If I never have to write about the Kimberly Trip again it will be too soon.
ReplyDeleteno idea what happened to Tyrus. business start ups are always tough though.
ReplyDeletethe shop is now owned by Marion who makes really cute purses.....http://www.removerbags.com/
What the hell is Tyrus? I love Ollipom. Last time I was there I found hella shit. And you can quote me on that.
ReplyDeleteWhat about that stupid "welcome to summer" issue that the News and Review does? You know, the one that's like a giant ad for plastic surgery places and other summer related stuff. That one sucks, too.
Best Chant Ever?
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Best Reuben sandwich: Vic's.
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