OK, so I'm hearing the buzz that some of you are bored. Here's a link. People submit funny convos that they have overheard in NY. Keep reading. It gets funnier.
Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.
--82nd & 2nd
Overheard by: Rick Segall
Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.
--111th & Broadway
Overheard by: Djlindee
Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.
--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Sarah C
Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.
--Washington Heights
Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?
--Times Square
Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.
--Union Squre theatre
Suit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.
Mother: What do you want to be when you grow up? Daughter: A cop. Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for? Daughter: So I can carry a gun. Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no cop and he has a gun.
Dude #1: Barcade is pretty cool. Dude #2: Yeah, we could go to Barcade or we could go to Union pool. Dude from out of town: I dunno but i need some poon-tang! Dude #1 & #2: Let's go to Union Pool!
i love it..
ReplyDeletethanks.
a-kay
Here's my favorite so far (from fourth of july)
ReplyDeleteGirl #1-are you going to go onto your roof to watch the Macy's fireworks?
Girl #2-I don't even know if my building has a roof.
brooklyn heights
these are really good, too
ReplyDeleteWednesday One-liners
Need Relationship Counseling
Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.
--82nd & 2nd
Overheard by: Rick Segall
Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.
--111th & Broadway
Overheard by: Djlindee
Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.
--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Sarah C
Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.
--Washington Heights
Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?
--Times Square
Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.
--Union Squre theatre
Suit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.
--Wall Street
I hope this is amusing y'all cuz i can't stop
ReplyDeleteMother: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Daughter: A cop.
Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for?
Daughter: So I can carry a gun.
Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no cop and he has a gun.
--F train
You owe me money for living in Sac and reading NY blogs.
ReplyDeleteOverheard on the L on July 4th...
ReplyDeleteDude #1: Barcade is pretty cool.
Dude #2: Yeah, we could go to Barcade or we could go to Union pool.
Dude from out of town: I dunno but i need some poon-tang!
Dude #1 & #2: Let's go to Union Pool!