Benji Hooter's been at it again and now Heckasac comes up third in a search behind two four eyes blog posts. Fuck that! Benji Hooter benji hooter.
Also, someone just hit me up who was searching for "I'm out like a" jokes list. Which led me to a new one "I'm out like a boner in sweatpants".
I'm not really out. Not yet, but soon. The action has waned on the party barge as the night wears on, but I'd still like some updates on what's happening. Conway, you're still there, right? Anything new to report? I just ran into Tara Reid on the dock and she slurred something about heading that way. Did she arrive?
ReplyDeleteShe showed up but got so wasted that she fell over the edge of the party barge and Bobby Hatfield had to jump in to rescue her. He was so coked out though that Dennis Wilson had to jump in and rescue the both of them. Let's just say it was a good thing that Bruce Jenner was on board.
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I'd say that I was tired of Bruce Jenner, in tandem with his bouyantly mesmerizing hair, getting people who don't deserve it out of jams, but damn that brother's cut me loose from more scary trouble than I care to remember, if you get my drift.
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