Here's the flyer for the Jack Rose show. If that's what I can expect you can bet I will not be attending. Although I hear eye-gouging is the hot new thing in this scene.
Is that how you spell flyer? It's flier, isn't it? I feel like I have a better joke in me about this fliyeier but I can't muster up the gumption to compose it. Let's make it like one of those picture caption contests. You come up with a better joke and you will win a prize. The best prize of all, my respect. And a handjob. From Charles. He's good. Trust me.
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No, I'm just paranoid that people are gonna think every shows a noise show! Also, I'm just excited for this show & hope some people go. Jack Rose is kinda John Fahey/Six Organs-ish & M. Nadler is a spooky-doobie folk ballad singer. And Dead Western is Troy. Love him or hate him.
Is that how you spell flyer? It's flier, isn't it? I feel like I have a better joke in me about this fliyeier but I can't muster up the gumption to compose it. Let's make it like one of those picture caption contests. You come up with a better joke and you will win a prize. The best prize of all, my respect. And a handjob. From Charles. He's good. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteI feel compelled to mention that this isn't a noise show.
ReplyDeletemiller
Hi...
ReplyDeleteThere is a desire and there is an opportunity...
If it's so, let's get acquainted... I think that I shall not disappoint your expectations...
You want emotional heat, tenderness, love? I want... My name's Elena ...
I can be for you a cat, I can be hurricane, but I can be gentle keeper a home...
Write to me and I shall answer, may be it will your most treasured dreams: cheryy@pochta.ws
With impatience Elena. c h e r y y (a) p o c h t a . w s
it is a neck-beard show though.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. Beer guts are welcome too.
ReplyDeletemiller
Did I say it was a noise show?
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No, I'm just paranoid that people are gonna think every shows a noise show! Also, I'm just excited for this show & hope some people go. Jack Rose is kinda John Fahey/Six Organs-ish & M. Nadler is a spooky-doobie folk ballad singer. And Dead Western is Troy. Love him or hate him.
ReplyDeletemiller
Hi, this is a message for Troy. This is Dahlia at Planned Parenthood. Please call back as soon as possible.
ReplyDeletesmitty, you're not fooling anyone. we know it's you.
ReplyDeleteIs it me?
ReplyDeletesmitty