man a new vice is out already? and the dos and don'ts suck. and the fashion thing is photographed by richard kern and don't look at it at work, i'm warning you. i'll sum it up for you: tits never go out of fashion
remember when i used to talk about things in sac?
to get back to those days, i guess the halloween show is shaping up pretty well. oasis is on. there is supposed to be a fleetwood mac and an aerosmith. i have heard that some santa cruz dudes are doing something. k.k. said that there might be a heart if anyone can get it together. the real tragedy is that chris olsen is out of town and isn't going to do elton john. that sucks! cancel your trip! sac needs you. oh my god and then someone could do billy joel and you could both play keyboards and lock eyes and then we would all die of happiness. look i've been reading too much vice and trying to write in that style. if this really was vice i would make a boner joke right about now.
Chris,
ReplyDeletePlease perform at the Halloween show! Forget about your red carpet appearance in Phoenix...Sacramento needs you! How about this to entice you to stay: you could play sax as a young Bill Clinton when the Mac performs "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)". C'mon, I know you can't turn down anything presidential....
Brew
Knock, knock.
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Boner.
Boner who?
Alice can do a mean "Barracuda."
ReplyDeleteSomeone in Knock Knock has a boner? I bet it's Nicola.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to do Cab Calloway. It's the Chris Olsen-style coke band.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if I cancelled my trip, my billionare sister would kick my ass because she already paid for my plane ticket, and it's non-refundable.
I have to try to stay on her good side so that I won't be poor when my parents die.
no, but I definitely wish I could have a boner for a day. after that it seems like it would be sort of annoying.
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HEART ladies and gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteHEART. really, i shouldn't have to say anymore.
'cept i'm Ann Wilson and Dylan Von Shredsmore is on bass.
Even though my Bill Clinton impersonation is top-notch, I can't play the saxophone to save my life.
ReplyDeletebut i thought you could play every instrument?!? perhaps you are just human after all.
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