"his house looked like the set of a bad slasher film, between the doll hanging in the shower, a closet full of heads in another room and a neat row of vaginal lips laid out on a nearby table.....a doll’s upper body hung from the ceiling, with its lower half laid out on the floor."
Man! He's like a modern day Ed Gein 'cept without the killin'...
i think it's interesting that the psychologist who was interviewed says most of the people who buy the dolls won't even be having relationships with other people anyways so what's the big deal? hmmm. not like the dolls are causing the introverted-male syndrome but still, what a lonely life.
Do they have parties where some "consultant" shows up in a van to your house with about 10 of these dolls and he gives you and a bunch of your buddies the hard sell right there in your living room? What kind of snacks and drink would you serve at such an event?
"his house looked like the set of a bad slasher film, between the doll hanging in the shower, a closet full of heads in another room and a neat row of vaginal lips laid out on a nearby table.....a doll’s upper body hung from the ceiling, with its lower half laid out on the floor."
ReplyDeleteMan! He's like a modern day Ed Gein 'cept without the killin'...
Yeah, and they don't even give us his website, or if they did I missed it as I was two distracted by the neat row of vaginal lips
ReplyDeletePhantom Limb was missing this article...
ReplyDeletei think it's interesting that the psychologist who was interviewed says most of the people who buy the dolls won't even be having relationships with other people anyways so what's the big deal? hmmm. not like the dolls are causing the introverted-male syndrome but still, what a lonely life.
ReplyDeleteuhhhh...
ReplyDelete"They're incredible critters." I think that's pretty much the money quote there.
Eww, but this is even odder than lifelike sex dolls:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reallifedreamlandbabydolls.com/preemie.html
Geezus Christ! Realdolls aren't nearly as upsetting as those newborn dolls.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they can make me a Harlequin Baby doll. If you haven't seen those they're a real birth defect that you probably don't want to google.
so fucking creepy!
ReplyDeleteIt hadn't even occured to me until this article that Real Dolls would get requests for Real Dogs and Children. uugghhh.
ReplyDeletesome jerk really dropped the ball there by not developing that idea.
ReplyDeleteI would like a Real Mongoloid. Or a Double Below the Knee (DBK Amp) amputation Real Doll perhaps.
ReplyDelete--Mark Mothersbaugh
I suppose it's not too late for that, Mark.
ReplyDeleteDo they have parties where some "consultant" shows up in a van to your house with about 10 of these dolls and he gives you and a bunch of your buddies the hard sell right there in your living room? What kind of snacks and drink would you serve at such an event?
ReplyDeleteThis is why I live in Davis.
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