My own blog is putting me to sleep. Sorry guys, also I'll be gone tomorrow. Maybe something exciting will happen when I'm gone. Like Voisin will call me out on her blog. If she has a blog.
Well, I have something exciting. At least it seems that way at this point of the evening. I had a sudden inspiration. Out of nowhere I came up with what must be the worst possible band name of all time! Is it possible, or is it the Bushmills talking? Don't answer that. Anyway here it is. Can you top it? My submission for worst conceivable band name is: 'I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness Wolf" Ok, sorry, but anyway. I can't sleep is all.
Matzoball Fire Yaksoba Karate Chop Bag of Rice Mach III Yummy Vinegar Sauce Expierence Eastside Poop Slide the Hashinator (hashi means chopstuck) Bean Muncher The Bad Engrish Tutorz the Sumo Squeeze Otaku no Onanies (fan of masturbation) well onanies-- i guess just means fast movement down there..jay
-The Fifth Letter of His Name Has Been Spoken (Which I stole from a Borges story, but I think that qualifies it for being really bad)
-The So and So Experience
-Brian Bozworth's Uterus
-Just The Girl, But Nothing Else
-Sempre DIE (a USMC-themed death metal band)
Charlie Barnes also came up with a great name/theme for a band. A death metal band that does Gilbert and Sullivan. The band would be called "Autopsy Turvy" and the two frontmen would be "Killbert" and "Skullivan"
Another funny one I heard of (I can't honestly take credit for much) was Jef Melendez' (I think) idea:
Alright...I thought we were just talking about band NAMES, but since others have busted into the band THEME ideas, I have to share my own personal dream band:
"Goofus and the Gallants"
(Remember the "Highlights For Children" magazine in the dentists office?)
I get to be the frontman Goofus: Bad clothes, mussy hair, poor manners, and always saying the wrong thing.
Tim Foster, Stan Tindall, and Dean Seavers are the Gallants: Sharply dressed, clean-cut, polite, and well-spoken.
Punk Rock Blowout!
(Don't even think about it: I've already sent in the copyright paperwork.)
Chrisharvey, you were already in Garajneesh, but that was in between being Raisin Brains and the Ichabods. Gee Wally, if we're into reanimation, how about
Well, I have something exciting. At least it seems that way at this point of the evening. I had a sudden inspiration. Out of nowhere I came up with what must be the worst possible band name of all time! Is it possible, or is it the Bushmills talking? Don't answer that. Anyway here it is. Can you top it? My submission for worst conceivable band name is:
ReplyDelete'I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness Wolf"
Ok, sorry, but anyway. I can't sleep is all.
Jason D
My submissions:
ReplyDeleteGrandpa's Lamprey
Furbag
The Dirty Pillows
Colostrum
Endless Sunset
-- Medicant Altgeld
ReplyDelete-- The Fluffers
-- Colostomy Bag
Wolf Wolf Wolf
ReplyDelete-Preggers
ReplyDelete-Fantasy Smile
Soul Pussy
ReplyDeleteSoul Taco
Oh wait, those are actual bandnames...
-TBoz
stove
ReplyDeleteHow about
ReplyDelete-Dead Nazi Tacklebox
-The Banana Republicans
-The Fricks
and my personal favorite that I just came up with yesterday:
-Ice Cream With Hezbollah
Thinking up bad band names is an excellent use of spare time.
-charvey
i laughed outloud at 'ice cream with hezbollah.'
ReplyDeleteMatzoball Fire
ReplyDeleteYaksoba Karate Chop
Bag of Rice Mach III
Yummy Vinegar Sauce Expierence
Eastside Poop Slide
the Hashinator (hashi means chopstuck)
Bean Muncher
The Bad Engrish Tutorz
the Sumo Squeeze
Otaku no Onanies (fan of masturbation) well onanies-- i guess just means fast movement down there..jay
Spanking Barbara Stanwyck
ReplyDeleteGood Corporate Citizens
Edward Teller's Nuts
The Tequilla Mockingbirds
Lexapro Passover
Kayak
Colomstomy Bag Killers(added killers from beercan)
ReplyDeleteOctopus Tractor Pull
Tofu Crue
the 4 fingered yakuza`s(doo wop band of course)
Chimpozan
jay
tequilla mockingbirds is the funniest thing ever.
ReplyDelete-Hoverdog (which I can't take credit for)
ReplyDelete-The Fifth Letter of His Name Has Been Spoken (Which I stole from a Borges story, but I think that qualifies it for being really bad)
-The So and So Experience
-Brian Bozworth's Uterus
-Just The Girl, But Nothing Else
-Sempre DIE (a USMC-themed death metal band)
Charlie Barnes also came up with a great name/theme for a band. A death metal band that does Gilbert and Sullivan. The band would be called "Autopsy Turvy" and the two frontmen would be "Killbert" and "Skullivan"
Another funny one I heard of (I can't honestly take credit for much) was Jef Melendez' (I think) idea:
Better than Better than Ezra
http://www.geocities.com/mandy__moon/TequilaMock.html
ReplyDeleteDemonica - which should be an all homegirl death metal band.
ReplyDeleteHere are some actual LA band names:
Custom Made Scare
Eskimohunter
Nine Black Alps
Snow Foxxes
Sea Wolf
Drums and Tuba
Dirty on Purpose
Clean Prophets
Ella
I love this one:
ReplyDeleteBloodbath and Beyond
The Bananas "roadie" informed us of that band name.
Terdiaen Mustafarwynywywyn Notru
Drums and Tuba would be a cool band. I will not be told otherwise. It is, however, not a good band name.
ReplyDeleteElla dear,
ReplyDeletecould you please get me an Eskimo Hunter shirt? please?
Damn, shoulda known that band name was taken. Crafty Manitobans. I thought of that one years ago, so I have my lawyer on the phone right now...
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ReplyDeleteI'm declaring The Tequilla Mockingbirds and Dirty On Purpose GOOD band names. To this I would like to add...... Shit Sandwich.
ReplyDeleteliv
Alright...I thought we were just talking about band NAMES, but since others have busted into the band THEME ideas, I have to share my own personal dream band:
ReplyDelete"Goofus and the Gallants"
(Remember the "Highlights For Children" magazine in the dentists office?)
I get to be the frontman Goofus: Bad clothes, mussy hair, poor manners, and always saying the wrong thing.
Tim Foster, Stan Tindall, and Dean Seavers are the Gallants: Sharply dressed, clean-cut, polite, and well-spoken.
Punk Rock Blowout!
(Don't even think about it: I've already sent in the copyright paperwork.)
-charvey
Oh yeah:
ReplyDelete"Viagra Falls"
and
"Garajneesh" (Hindu 60's band)
-charvey
"Tim Foster, Stan Tindall, and Dean Seavers are the Gallants: Sharply dressed, clean-cut, polite, and well-spoken."
ReplyDeleteUm...no they aren't.
Chrisharvey, you were already in Garajneesh, but that was in between being Raisin Brains and the Ichabods. Gee Wally, if we're into reanimation, how about
ReplyDeleteSharon Tate's Baby
668, Neighbor Of The Beast
and for those who remember their Florida history:
Dead German Tourist
thass all mistah benny