Fly away: Rough weekend for Channel 31 Good Day Sacramento star Mark S. Allen. The TV personality was stopped by Sacramento County sheriff's deputies while driving through Sacramento Intergalactic Airport. Deputies called the Highway Patrol to test Allen's sobriety, and he was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Allen can be wild and crazy on TV, but he behaved himself in custody, CHP Officer Lizz Dutton said. No comment from Mark. …
Sometimes writing a blog posting can feel forced, but there are those moments of inspiration that come in waves that usually come after doing a line of coke...and by coke, I mean pepsi.
Hey-- You can move to kumamoto and yell abc`s to the students at the buddhist kindergarten.But the night before ya got real drunk while watching some huge russki pickin` up a girl singing U2 songs really badly.You weren`t there tryin` pick up anybody just having your first truly fun english conversation with a friend it`s been awhile.But anyways along walks in a really drunk lady who proceeds to say funny things and has 50 packs of cigarettes in her purse.She gave me a back rub and then a slow lick on the face.Her pimp or boyfriend just kept sayin` "yeah".Canadiens bought the room a couple rounds--one was passed out.I said "slam it"as in your beer but some of us have lost the meaning of that expression and asked what it meant?So i grabbed the beer and pour`d down the ol` mouth.We listenin` to Led Zep and i soon left after that..it was 3 am and massage ladies were out asking you fo` som biz`.But when i declined i got slapped on the hand...yea move to kumamoto..j
that mark s. allen news was in fact from graswich's column and not from dave and lois (you can tell by the witty use of the phrase intergalactic airport har). I want to make sure it's properly attributed so the Bee doesn't threaten to sue me.
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ReplyDeleteDon't give up! You just come in Thursday and instead of working, just get on down at the computer and let it all flow.
ReplyDeleteFly away: Rough weekend for Channel 31 Good Day Sacramento star Mark S. Allen. The TV personality was stopped by Sacramento County sheriff's deputies while driving through Sacramento Intergalactic Airport. Deputies called the Highway Patrol to test Allen's sobriety, and he was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Allen can be wild and crazy on TV, but he behaved himself in custody, CHP Officer Lizz Dutton said. No comment from Mark. …
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Sometimes writing a blog posting can feel forced, but there are those moments of inspiration that come in waves that usually come after doing a line of coke...and by coke, I mean pepsi.
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ReplyDeleteYou can move to kumamoto and yell abc`s to the students at the buddhist kindergarten.But the night before ya got real drunk while watching some huge russki pickin` up a girl singing U2 songs really badly.You weren`t there tryin` pick up anybody just having your first truly fun english conversation with a friend it`s been awhile.But anyways along walks in a really drunk lady who proceeds to say funny things and has 50 packs of cigarettes in her purse.She gave me a back rub and then a slow lick on the face.Her pimp or boyfriend just kept sayin` "yeah".Canadiens bought the room a couple rounds--one was passed out.I said "slam it"as in your beer but some of us have lost the meaning of that expression and asked what it meant?So i grabbed the beer and pour`d down the ol` mouth.We listenin` to Led Zep and i soon left after that..it was 3 am and massage ladies were out asking you fo` som biz`.But when i declined i got slapped on the hand...yea move to kumamoto..j
that mark s. allen news was in fact from graswich's column and not from dave and lois (you can tell by the witty use of the phrase intergalactic airport har). I want to make sure it's properly attributed so the Bee doesn't threaten to sue me.
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