Well...that arena thing didn't do so well. I can't wait to hear what "Share the Vision" has to say in the future. I don't understand why the SMUD annexation didn't pass, besides that people got fooled by PGandEs ads. Maybe someone can explain that one to me. On the plus side, I will never get lost in the woods now that I'm going to be forced to wear GPS for life. Or will a chip be implanted under my skin? I'm not sure of the specifics, I'm going to call my parole officer right now.
I haven't been up to much this week, as you can tell. There is a Bananas/Four Eyes gig at a soiree this weekend and maybe the involved party wants to post the details? Maybe not. You can just hack into my GPS coordinates and find out where it is I guess.
If it is the party this saturday at Alice and Matt Silvers house, the Megacools are also playing. Furthermore, I am calling the Senate for the Dems right now on heckasac.
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ps how did the SMUD annexation fail?
RUMSFELD RESIGNED!
ReplyDeleteAnd I heard he told president bush in a text that was captured on TV! Oh wait, that was Kfed and Britney.
ReplyDeleteSMUD failed cuz of a little thing I like to call chedda. Or scrilla. Or benjamins? Is this what the kids are calling it these days?
Heckuva job, Rummie!
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Brownie
Stars and Garters
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Bananas
the Four-Eyes i'm not so sure about now.
it's to celebrate Rumsfelds' resignation or my leaving the country. which ever one you're more excited about.
it's to celebrate Rumsfelds' resignation or my leaving the country. which ever one you're more excited about.
ReplyDeleteHow about we consider it a celebration of you becoming a Good Will Ambassador :)?
Speaking of GPS!!!!Another Geography Question and more nori and burnt miso doritios head your way!!!But hurry i don`t know how long these last as these seem to be special doritos just like the kim chee one`s last year!!!Name Two Active Volacanos within` 60 km of my house in kumamoto and the prefectures they reside in???Hint-- my house is 5 minute walk from kumamoto eki(train station)...So find the station,learn your metrics and you should do okay.
ReplyDeletethank you anonymous.
ReplyDeleteman, soon you won't be able to tell if it's me or Jay posting...
I`m sure they won`t get the kumamoto ben mixed with the fukuoka ben after a night of kim chee nori doritos and 4 tall cans of yasuka(kumamoto ben for cheap) hoppshu(salt water less taxed beer).4 tall cans of hoppshu usually means 4am and peeing at the front door cause i forgot how to open it..In Arao i heard yasumata and tokyo as in normal japan it`s yasui...I said"sukan"in my japanese class prounced like sue and khan but fast and messing up on khan with a more n sound.Sukan means dislike or sucks..Kinda like Shigoto Sukan Desu Yo..
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When your back is turned watch out for the finger up the butt trick(koncho).In Japan this is the most popular teacher stump and most kids want to score first.The more popular you the more this may happen.
Watch the drinking cause some teachers take shigoto no nomu,nomu no shigoto too much.Since i have a wonderful kid i don`t go out much and when i do it`s to the sparsely packed cd bar with absinthe and flaming lips.C`ban Cigs are cheap and if go to Korea ya will make buddies.The Polysics are playing fukuoka-- i think tommorrow--i might go.But it`s sumo on the 17th for me and the family..
The Finger up the butt(koncho) can also happen around family new years and any new drunk japanese friend.After some real drinks inhibitions slip away..at the Cd bar Smitty had his nards grabbed for a "hello or hi"---take care and see ya soon...Jay
Katy-
ReplyDeleteThe Four Eyes are on. We might even practice.
-biz
I think Sacramento needs more Koncho, you know, just a way of greeting one another at shows or something.
ReplyDeleteKaty, you are still here? I will drunk text you from Vegas Saturday night!
while the Four-Eyes play we should chant Koncho! Koncho! Koncho!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a universal greeting? For instance, if you were on the east coast you would go up to a fellow Guido/Mook/Buttafuco and grab his ass or nutsack (which one will depend on your mood or preference) while saying, "Hey, how's it hanging"
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived near the Castro, it was slightly different and they called it "teabagging."
Love,
Buttafuco the Buttafuco
There is a soda called Bubble Man whose commercial showed cartoon soda bottles koncho`n each other.Today i saw a guy taking pictures of the family underwear that was out to dry and then he went to the next house to do the same.My wife said "hi" to him and i said we should call the coppers.But the coppers already now about him.Smitty are ya ever coming back to Kyushu..Today i went to the suntory beer factory a 15 minute tour and 3 large crispy fresh premium suntory beers served to ya for free.The tour was given by a nice lady of finnish/japanese descent.Bubble man if i remeber right did one up the koncho with the chimpo(dick/johnson..)hook/hello later on which was cool..Speaking of coppers they yelled at me on there mega phone and followed me for like 3 blocks.I thought it was because earlier i took an old red shell yamaha bass drum from some garbage.People throw crazy shit away here..
ReplyDeleteSo what'd the cops do after following and yelling at you for 3 blocks? What did the neighbors think?
ReplyDeleteAre their copcars compact jobs (versus our larger Crown Vic/Polara/Fury/etc style squad cars)? Do the coppers over there favor mustaches and mirrored sunglasses?
I'm asking about the ordinary coppers not your secret police.
I stopped and stared at them and gave em` a hunch(what`s up).They waved me away cause the megaphone is more scary or fun and creeping behind ya..Well Maybe it was scare the foreigner day.The cars are small cute compacts with the red lights always blinking.The riot police have kendo sticks and secret police look like bar room crooners.The regular coppers wear a blue white uniform which doesn`t look cool just plain and really not scary.They favor cigarrettes over mistaches and sunglassies...
ReplyDeleteWow, thanks for describing that slice o' Japanese life! I wonder if their secret police keep tabs on you for being a foreigner...
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Jay, there's now a Metal Band inthe works called Super Konchu!
ReplyDeleteI think the metal band should keep it all japanese so like Subarashii Konchu..Subarashii can mean cool/super/oh my gawd..Ya know when ya get Konchu it was cool when the crowd yelled "subarashii"...
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