Its the bird lady!! I swear!! Can you use your advanced heckasac technology to age the woman in the photos, give or take 30 years, place her at the corner of 19th and J, and have her wave and talk to an imaginary bird? I'm sure the results would be conclusive!
Who the hell is Jacob Freeze? That's a made up name. Maybe a new name for Jacob Golden, Sacramenten, who once recorded for (Rough Trade? 4AD?) some British label? Or is it a new member of The New Low Flying Owls (please)? Or is it the secret name of one Mr. Anton Barbeaubot? Who is Jacob Freeze? I'm calling that damn number. Try and stop me.
I called again. The same. Somebody's putting us up to this-- and having a damn good laugh at my expense. Can we find out who's number this is? Could it be Donovan? I know they read heckasac.
"Jacob Freeze" is actually an artist who lived in Sacramento before moving to Malibu. He has some music on Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/jacobfreezemusic and lots of photographs and paintings at http://jacobfreeze.com.
Jacob Golden is also cool. The last time I saw him he was singing his brains out with Dusty Rhodes at the Press Club in Sactown.
Its the bird lady!! I swear!! Can you use your advanced heckasac technology to age the woman in the photos, give or take 30 years, place her at the corner of 19th and J, and have her wave and talk to an imaginary bird? I'm sure the results would be conclusive!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! I just checked that link! Wait a minute. Is someboday playing a joke just to get heckamax all fired up? Because its working.
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Who the hell is Jacob Freeze? That's a made up name. Maybe a new name for Jacob Golden, Sacramenten, who once recorded for (Rough Trade? 4AD?) some British label? Or is it a new member of The New Low Flying Owls (please)? Or is it the secret name of one Mr. Anton Barbeaubot? Who is Jacob Freeze? I'm calling that damn number. Try and stop me.
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When I first saw that link, I thought "heckamax is just winding me up!".
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call it! call it! call it!
ReplyDeleteI called the number. It just rang and rang and rang. No answer. Man is my heart racing!
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I bet it hasn't raced that hard since we called Jandek! Pardon me, Corwood Industries.
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I called again. The same. Somebody's putting us up to this-- and having a damn good laugh at my expense. Can we find out who's number this is? Could it be Donovan? I know they read heckasac.
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"Jacob Freeze" is actually an artist who lived in Sacramento before moving to Malibu. He has some music on Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/jacobfreezemusic and lots of photographs and paintings at http://jacobfreeze.com.
ReplyDeleteJacob Golden is also cool. The last time I saw him he was singing his brains out with Dusty Rhodes at the Press Club in Sactown.