Beckler, that picture of Opie is a total blog buzzkill. A fresh picture of Otis the Town Drunk or Floyd the Barber, or perhaps some nudes of Miss Crump, might ignite a firestorm of comments.
My bad. It is Clint. But those Howard kids were both really fucked-up looking. And nowhere as interesting as the YouTube film clips of Miss Crump wearing specialist undergarments, riding Howard Sprague like a donkey and slapping his rear end with a cat o'nine tails while Andy sings the old blues hit "House of the Rising Sun" on the soundtrack. Even Barney got a boner from watching that one.
Beckler, that picture of Opie is a total blog buzzkill. A fresh picture of Otis the Town Drunk or Floyd the Barber, or perhaps some nudes of Miss Crump, might ignite a firestorm of comments.
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That pic is so awful, I could have sworn it was Clint Howard.
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I found some of Miss Crump on the DeltaOfVenus.com vintage porn site.
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I'm betting that is Clint Howard. There's no way Opie was ever that messed up looking.
ReplyDeleteIt's Clint. Tranya. Perhaps you shall relish it as much as I.
ReplyDeleteMy bad. It is Clint. But those Howard kids were both really fucked-up looking. And nowhere as interesting as the YouTube film clips of Miss Crump wearing specialist undergarments, riding Howard Sprague like a donkey and slapping his rear end with a cat o'nine tails while Andy sings the old blues hit "House of the Rising Sun" on the soundtrack. Even Barney got a boner from watching that one.
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Someone's been smoking the corbomite again!
ReplyDeleteAs long as it keeps those pesky Romulans out of my trousers, that's all that matters, right?
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