Wednesday, July 01, 2009

culture schmulture

Heckasac doesn't feel so good. Heckasac hopes that if she talks about herself in the third person she can distance herself from the bad vibes that are occurring in her bod. Heckasac is gonna post about some cultural-ish activities upcoming in Sac.

The Maxfield Parrish show at the Crocker is ongoing and closes July 19th, so don't forget to go. It's a drag the Crocker closes at five. And it's closed Mondays.

Capital Stage is premiering a new play called "Erratica: An Academic Farce" on July 11th. OK, so the title doesn't sound so promising! But it's cool that they developed it through their workshop program. And Stephanie Gularte stars, and she's good.

The thing I'm most excited about it the Doug Biggert show at the Verge. Opening reception July 9th, 6-10. Do not miss!

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Swine flu?

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  2. Wait, are you saying the Irish are swine?

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  3. Anonymous10:54 AM

    I think he's saying that swine are Irish! Inexcusable, sir!

    -DB

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  4. That reminds me of an old ditty that me Irish grandma used to sing, "when Irish swine are smiling"

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  5. You've got me set to rights sir, yes indeed!

    veriword:ameringl- jingle about america?

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  6. By the way, new song about Michael Valesquez: Only In America (sung to the tune of Living In America).

    Only In America
    Throw up, all over the turkey

    Only In America
    poked my eye, the white stiff came out

    Only In America
    White limo pass by, everyday man

    It writes itself!

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  7. Only in America
    Guys tries to dunk, rips finger off

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  8. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Why are you all wasting comments on unimportant things?!? We all know what we really want...More Kitten Pictures!
    jamattack!
    ps. I'm sick too.

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  9. Only In America
    In Santa Barbra, Sun Sets in the West

    OK Jamatck, I think your right, evrybody wants more pictures of Mountain Girl, she's utterly adoreable, don't get me wrong, but maybe you should be thinking of funny lies your old manager at the Tower told you. Hmm?

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  10. Only In America
    Jump Kicking the ceiling

    Only In America
    The saw slipped, I cut both legs!

    we should have a michael v. haiku contest!

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  11. She slept with me last night and made me feel better. By attacking my face. Or maybe that was smiller? Can't remember.

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  12. Miller attacks your mind, not your face.

    Charles A.

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  13. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Miller attacks your mind through your face, like Travis. Don't get him riled!

    -omf

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  14. Anonymous5:35 PM

    I wasn't attacking your face. I was stealing it.

    -miller

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  15. Wait, I wasn't jamattack's manager and I'm sure everyone got the pay raise to $23.58 an hour just like I promised. Except Armenians. They frighten me.

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