I just remembered all those texts I sent to chacha. If you don't know, cha cha is a number that will answer your questions. Here's what I sent:
Is Mickey Rooney alive? Is Tony Curtis gay? Is Jamie Leigh Curtis a man? Is Red Skelton alive?
There may have been more. I can't recall. Biz, didn't you make some bet with Al about Red Skelton? OK, maybe some of it was fun, but alcohol is still poison.
Revelation: Drinking two (!) Vodka and Redbulls will make you stay awake from 2 to 4:30 in the morning watching free episodes of Community online. Which is not a bad way to rage, really.
the result of my second rage of the month is my very first avowal to quit drinking for a month. first of many, i'm sure. however, i'm making an exception for a single glass of a delicious craft beer or wine here and there. no need to be dogmatic about things. also, i'm getting a medical marijuana card.
be there on july 23rd when the four eyes play the state fair and i drink my first cheap beer of the month! also, that's gonna be my birthday celebration and they are going to sing dancing in the moonlight for me.
I had a revelation last night at 3 am. Alcohol is poison.
Wow, that's a really nice photo!
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i've thought it before too, but then she always calls me back, and there I am again.
ReplyDeletei solo raged in my backyard last night, which may just be where the rage becomes a problem.
-Natalie.
i file alcohol=poison under the things i don't like to think about.
ReplyDeleteI had that same revalation at about 7pm!
ReplyDeleteI just remembered all those texts I sent to chacha. If you don't know, cha cha is a number that will answer your questions. Here's what I sent:
ReplyDeleteIs Mickey Rooney alive?
Is Tony Curtis gay?
Is Jamie Leigh Curtis a man?
Is Red Skelton alive?
There may have been more. I can't recall. Biz, didn't you make some bet with Al about Red Skelton? OK, maybe some of it was fun, but alcohol is still poison.
skelton is dead - I saw a bunch of his stuff at auction years ago. Lots of solid gold cigarette cases and lighters.
ReplyDeleteRooney - born on 9/23! - alive.
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I just want to announce that I have no comeuppance! No comeuppance at all!
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ps I remember betting with Al, but not on what. I'll assume that I won.
In the few minutes of rage I witnessed I learned these things.
ReplyDeleteYou bet Al five dollars that Rooney was alive.
You were extremely worried that Al was going lie about the amount that was bet.
Al in fact did not lie.
When having this pointed out you shouted "fucking a right five dollars"
and scene.
-Natalie.
Sticking to the "no booze/all Sac treat" rule turned out to be a damn fine idea.
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How late did the rage go? Did it end at the flame?
ReplyDeleteI flamed out at the Flame but it seemed like more raging might have happened.
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all Sac Treat sounds wise. i felt heavily sedated by 5pm and not necessarily in a good way as a result of the mixing i did on the last rage.
ReplyDeletei'm curious beckler. what will be the outcome of this alcohol is poison revelation?
The no booze all Sac Treat certainly allowed me another hour at least of day raging.
ReplyDeleteRevelation: Drinking two (!) Vodka and Redbulls will make you stay awake from 2 to 4:30 in the morning watching free episodes of Community online. Which is not a bad way to rage, really.
ReplyDeleteFeeling one hundred percent!
-heckamax
sweet, sweet poison...
ReplyDeletethe result of my second rage of the month is my very first avowal to quit drinking for a month. first of many, i'm sure. however, i'm making an exception for a single glass of a delicious craft beer or wine here and there. no need to be dogmatic about things. also, i'm getting a medical marijuana card.
ReplyDeletebe there on july 23rd when the four eyes play the state fair and i drink my first cheap beer of the month! also, that's gonna be my birthday celebration and they are going to sing dancing in the moonlight for me.
amazing. does this mean that there will be no brew drinking at Anger Fest?
ReplyDeleteno, but i will drop 9 hits of windowpane to be in the proper spirit.
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