song titles for you

Many of you will probably not find this as amusing as I do, but have you ever looked at erowid.org? It's basically just people documenting their drug trips for every single drug you have ever heard of and countless you have not. The listing for "bad trips" is the most amusing/horrifying. People write amazingly detailed accounts and-news flash-some people are really into drugs. Here's a passage from a guy who took DMT:

I decided on a 50 mg dose of DMT rendered orally active with a 3 g dose of ground Syrian rue. The setting was as near to perfect as I could dream up, a small cedar lined yurt with a gas stove fireplace, nestled at the foot of the mountains on a crystalline lake. The morning sky was dark with snow and a powerful wind was blowing down from the mountainside past our yurt, leaning heavily on the giant firs and spruce surrounding us. My girlfriend and I lay nestled by the fire in our cozy little cabin, with candles set about the room.

Sounds nice, right? His trip was fucked up by the fact that his girlfriend realized she had forgotten to call in sick to work right after he smoked the DMT! Major bummer.

Anyway, even just looking at the titles of the bad trip listing can provide hours of amusement (and countless albums worth of song titles. You're welcome):

I'm alive. I'm dead. I'm plastic.

Becoming a zipper.

Becoming a membrane.

Becoming nothing. Becoming something. (apparently there is a lot of "becoming" involved with salvia)

Faeries make good lovers.

The shephardess calls.

My Mind Screamed and Only I Heard it.

Wavy Starfish Carried Me Away To Oblivian.

Smashed Through a Crack in Everything.

Reality is a Game in an Alien's Mind (intense drug use also causes random capitalization)

I became a rubber man.

I Was, I am, and Ever More Shall Be So.

I Always Get Elves

Hey God, Can You Make The Picture Smaller?

Tralfamadorian Cruise Control

Underneath, It's Never Over

Fighting Death With Love.

Beating Tentacle Things.

We have to take the Wrapper off of Reality.

My Life as an Organic Contracting Tube (I call this name for my autobiography)

The Feeling Of Being Flat And Legless.

Eternity Is Her Tapestry.

In Her Fields: Ahh.

the time that always happens (almost an Oasis album title)

My Body was a Meaty Unit

It's Not Frightening, But It Should Be.

I Belong Nowhere at This Place.

So I'm a Snake?

The Reality Store

Those People Created Triangles....

The Present Feeds The Future

Tingly Multicolored Rabbit Realities

I'll Keep My Penis, Thanks

Cats and Dogs Aren't Real (I beg to differ)

One Tooth In The Zipper Of Reality (a zipper theme is emerging)

and finally...

Total Mind Fuck.

these are just some of the entries for salvia! maybe I'll post more later.