OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE THE FOUR EYES CHRISTMAS SHOW IS THIS SATURDAY?!?!? YES I AM YELLING!
And here I am worrying about stupid crap like R. Kelly and whether I have gone from hating the songs "cookie" to possibly thinking it is the best "lollipop" sounding song since Lil Wayne recorded "lollipop" which in itself is the best use of autotune ever so that would maybe make the other second best.
I'm very excited and then two nights later is Heckarap. I spend two hours recording some more music for it yesterday on my outdated gonkulator system. That system is fine except last time I got drunk and kept dropping all my cds on the ground and they might be scratched. I still need to check if they are.
Plus, Charles and Stine got engaged!! Yay!
"Gonkulator system"? You're the first person I've heard use this word in a contect unrelated to the very wretched yet hilarious black-metal-spoof grindcore band from Woburn, Mass., makers of such hilarious records as Intolerable Religious Farce which depicted a clip-art nativity scene straight out of a Sunday school book for small children with the title below it in oppressive Olde English letters. The small milieu of fans of this band figured that "gonkulator" was either a repulsive euphemism for female nether-regions and/or a crude DIY effects pedal which the guitarist had created to drench his guitar tone in the dreariest, queasiest distortion.
ReplyDeleteIs the Four Eyes Xmas show at the same place as before? I only expect a yes or no answer.
Now we must never only "talk about Charles". That is some great news.
yes.
ReplyDeletedress for the tropics
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This is the "xmas show that happens to be on the four eyes 20th year" so expect something special but settle for something less. but you may win something if you're there at the bitter end.
ReplyDeleteHopefully Charles will be at the show wearing his new diamond encrusted engagement headphones
What's the start time?
ReplyDelete7 pm sharp. dont miss the first exciting minute!
ReplyDeleteget there early for the pre-show show aka "setting up humor hour"!
You'll definitely want to be there for the strobe-light check.
ReplyDeleteCan we get an actual line drawn on the floor so it's easier to choose sides this year?
ReplyDeletewe're putting down numbers on the floor this year and it will be like a cake walk without the cake. like a sad mosh pit
ReplyDeleteGAME DAY ICE!
ReplyDeleteGAME DAY ICE!
Sad mosh pit huh? I was hoping for a slow motion mosh pit but that will have to do.
ReplyDeletenext 4 eyes album title?
ReplyDeleteexpect something special but settle for something less.
or a great election motto for an embittered politician.
Ed