Thursday, June 09, 2005

The offer of a lifetime

Ladies?

5 comments:

  1. Is that kind of like frottage?

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  2. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Do I get dinner and drinks beforehand? If so, Im IN!!!

    Tess

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  3. He may touch you with his boner, but NO he does not want to have sex with you.

    That reminds me, there is an article in the NY Times today about happily asexual people. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/09/fashion/thursdaystyles/09asexual.html?8hpib Like me. I'm thinking of getting all the troublesome bits removed and replaced with a smooth pink plastic.

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  4. Anonymous5:31 PM

    wow, that guy is stealing my act. Can I file a law suit?

    Charles

    ps It's good to know he has no sexual intentions at all with these women. He has been so honest so far, i think he would say If he want to have sex.

    "Look just becuase we are having sex right now doesn't mean I am trying to have sex with you right now."

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  5. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Maybe Brian Peppers moved to Citrus Heights....

    Brew

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