Monday, February 06, 2006

this just in!

There is a rumor that chkchkchk is in negotiations to go on tour with the Red Hot Chili Peppers this summer. This is a good fit because 1)they have a detailed uplift mofo party plan (I've seen it) and 2)Nic is sometimes known to rock out with his cock out (or sometimes just his nads out when he used to wear those pants with the hole in the crotch-which was a long time ago but we can't let him forget it). Let's hope the funky monks and the funky punks can become one this summer. I will be in the front row!

A couple of engagements were announced this weekend, but since I don't want any haters to accuse me of gossip I won't say who just yet, I'll just say congratulations and please invite me to the wedding so I can catch the bouquet for the zillionth time.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:39 AM

    c'mon just say who.
    Its not me, now that Ritchie Sambora and Heather Locklear are calling it quits I don't believe in love anymore.

    -natalie

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  2. Anonymous12:31 PM

    ick ick ick!

    do their original fans get to vote on this decision? cuz i vote no!

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  3. Anonymous12:35 PM

    I don't think I could possibly be more in favor of something!

    miller

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  4. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Seems awfully risky for !!! RHCP are long overdue for a plane crash.

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  5. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Don't say that! I'm already worried enough about that!

    -michele

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  6. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Don't worry, the Peppers tour on a zephyr now.

    miller

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  7. Anonymous2:15 PM

    hey tim, why you gotta hate?

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  8. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Yeah, nobody likes an old-timey hater.

    miller

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  9. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Forget about Richie and Heather! What about Lance and Sheryl?!?!?!

    Josh Reynolds

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  10. Hey, I thought you were in Guatemala!

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  11. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I agree the pain of lance and Sheryl hurts me too.
    But forget Heather and Ritchie?
    What do you think I am a robot?

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