1. Pale ale early in the evening with dinner
2. Sam Adams Oktoberfest (disgusting)
3. well gin martini (disgusting, not finished)
4. huge glass of the worst red wine imaginable
5. shot of tequila
6. bottle of water (this is why I'm still alive)
7. smaller shot of tequila
I'll consider any kind of answer, from the conceptual ("you feel like pond scum in a pond that has dried up") to the quotidian ("dog poo"). Prize to be determined.
I'll tell you what I'm NOT feeling like-going to see Dark Star Orchestra.