Wednesday, July 01, 2009

culture schmulture

Heckasac doesn't feel so good. Heckasac hopes that if she talks about herself in the third person she can distance herself from the bad vibes that are occurring in her bod. Heckasac is gonna post about some cultural-ish activities upcoming in Sac.

The Maxfield Parrish show at the Crocker is ongoing and closes July 19th, so don't forget to go. It's a drag the Crocker closes at five. And it's closed Mondays.

Capital Stage is premiering a new play called "Erratica: An Academic Farce" on July 11th. OK, so the title doesn't sound so promising! But it's cool that they developed it through their workshop program. And Stephanie Gularte stars, and she's good.

The thing I'm most excited about it the Doug Biggert show at the Verge. Opening reception July 9th, 6-10. Do not miss!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Swine flu?

beckler said...

Irish flu

The Armeniac said...

Same dif!

beckler said...

Wait, are you saying the Irish are swine?

Anonymous said...

I think he's saying that swine are Irish! Inexcusable, sir!

-DB

beckler said...

That reminds me of an old ditty that me Irish grandma used to sing, "when Irish swine are smiling"

The Armeniac said...

You've got me set to rights sir, yes indeed!

veriword:ameringl- jingle about america?

The Armeniac said...

By the way, new song about Michael Valesquez: Only In America (sung to the tune of Living In America).

Only In America
Throw up, all over the turkey

Only In America
poked my eye, the white stiff came out

Only In America
White limo pass by, everyday man

It writes itself!

beckler said...

Only in America
Guys tries to dunk, rips finger off

Anonymous said...

Why are you all wasting comments on unimportant things?!? We all know what we really want...More Kitten Pictures!
jamattack!
ps. I'm sick too.

The Armeniac said...

Only In America
In Santa Barbra, Sun Sets in the West

OK Jamatck, I think your right, evrybody wants more pictures of Mountain Girl, she's utterly adoreable, don't get me wrong, but maybe you should be thinking of funny lies your old manager at the Tower told you. Hmm?

Cody said...

Only In America
Jump Kicking the ceiling

Only In America
The saw slipped, I cut both legs!

we should have a michael v. haiku contest!

beckler said...

She slept with me last night and made me feel better. By attacking my face. Or maybe that was smiller? Can't remember.

talkaboutcharles said...

Miller attacks your mind, not your face.

Charles A.

Anonymous said...

Miller attacks your mind through your face, like Travis. Don't get him riled!

-omf

Anonymous said...

I wasn't attacking your face. I was stealing it.

-miller

Liv Moe said...

oh, face!

smitty said...

Wait, I wasn't jamattack's manager and I'm sure everyone got the pay raise to $23.58 an hour just like I promised. Except Armenians. They frighten me.