Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Some friend (you turned out to be)

Oy, Lieberman. Worst Jew ever?

In contrast, here are some wonderful Jews!

18 comments:

leon said...

I propose a "Worst Jew Ever" chant at The Four Eyes xmas show Friday.

Anonymous said...

Now I am trying to figure out if Hitler or Jesus was the worst jew ever. For different reasons, of course.

gbomb

The Armeniac said...

A rare Hitler/ Jesus parallel. Though I think Hiltler not actually having any Jewish ancestory disqaulifies him from WJE status. I'll say it's Joshua, he killed tons of Malikites, and Jezubites etc.., even their cute little pets he smote:(
Still trying to think of how Jesus was the WJE, seems non-offensive enough, alot like Norman Greenbaum.

What's up with the Goy drummer in the wind? Notice how much he looks like Willam Defoe or Tom Brady?

beckler said...

Why are you assuming he is a gentile? Because of his straight hair? I don't think he is. They are all Jews from Miami.

This is from the blog unpiano. I found it on google but I must know who wrote it because they person who turned him onto it was obviously scott

Three nice Jewish boys from Miami got together in high school during the early 80s and decided that cultural progression had stopped at the second Beatles record. Hell-bent on reversing the musical carnage of the 70s, they took their Merseybeat and Motown fascination and formed a band called The Wind. They recorded 14 of the hundreds of songs they had written together at a studio that catered to salsa bands, ran the whole thing through as much compression as it could handle, and produced this amazing private press LP that garnered them a write up in Rolling Stone (by none other than a young Kurt Loder in ‘81). It went nowhere, like lots of good things do, but two copies of this record, out of the thousand pressed, ended up a popular dollar bin of a record store in midtown Sacramento (owned by a total asshole) and then into the hands of a friend (who hopefully stole them from that asshole) who turned me onto this (recently reissued on vinyl btw) awesome slice of power-pop

Anonymous said...

Oh, I believed the Hitler is Jewish hype, but apparently it isn't true. So he is def. out for Worst Jew Ever.

Unpiano is Kaiser and some dude named Jesse.

g

The Armeniac said...

Hmm..I did assume he was goy, because of the straight hair and small nose. And because he looks so much like Tom Brady, who is the whitest man on earth.

beckler said...

this "worst jew ever" discussion is making me uncomfortable. let's just say it's lieberman and leave it at that.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't referring to me I don't think. Maybe. But I found the Wind record at The Beat & as everyone surely knows The Beat does not have a dollar bin despite the fact that they have the world's largest collection of records that should be in a dollar bin.

-miller

beckler said...

Did you make a CD for MK?

Anonymous said...

I don't remember shit like that! I don't even remember calling G-Balls "hamjuice".

-miller

Anonymous said...

You called me "hamjuice" yesterday, do you remember that?

hamjuice

Anonymous said...

I do remember that.

-miller

beckler said...

I thought hamjuice was your special name for me!

Anonymous said...

Hamjew is my nickname for you. I guess they do sound similar.

-miller

beckler said...

I have been eating a lot of ham lately.
p.s.-I just watched viral videos for over an hour. ah, christmas in academia.

Anonymous said...

Forget who said this: but someone once said that Malamud wrote all his stories to prove the thesis that all men were Jews and Roth wrote all his stories to prove the thesis that all Jews were men. I love Malamud, but I agree with Roth. Joe's not a bad Jew; he's a bad man. I tend to believe the speculation that the ONLY reason he did what he did was to torture liberals.

Mr. Knowcebo

mt.st.mtn. said...

i wrote that and yes that was a reference to smiller, he did turn me onto that Wind record at your house while we were brew tasting. my facts are usually really off (see the Nar write up that Ed C nailed me on) but that's half-intentional since i only write for Unpiano when i'm drunk and i usually only repeat stories and facts i heard when i was drunk. like i mentioned in another writeup, i'm not Wikipedia, i'm just some drunk with a record collection and a computer.

p.s. the only people that write for Unpiano are Jesse Pollock (who's site that is) and me. jesse is an awesome photographer, publisher and does a Smiths/pop night with jay howell in SF. -mark

smitty said...

It's unfair to put the blame solely on Lieberman. If Obama cared he would've used the same pressure he did on the war budget (the white house threatened to remove anyone who voted against it from receiving any help from the WH during elections).