Monday, June 21, 2010

har har

I've heard people complain that embedded videos make the blog load slowly, so here' s a link to my Four Eyes video. Bear with my terrible camera skills. It calms down about one minute in. Nothing I can do about the distorted audio, however. I know, I'm really selling it!

So there's a dudely dayrage coursing through town as we speak. They have already pulled some pussy moves, like not starting till like noon and not having any stops planned. I got my first text from smiller. Backstory: instead of using any of the ladies who raged on the MidMo cover, they have replaced us with younger, model types. The text:
"at monte drinking treat, making fun of ladyrage midmo cover deciding what young dudes will play us on our cover story. consensus is matt maxwell and ganglians".

31 comments:

beckler said...

now they're at the zebra and riverdawg just rolled up. he said the bartender nicknamed him "quentin" and said he looked like he just got out of jail.

beckler said...

the zebra club is fresh out of ouzo. there must have been a run on it in advance of the snowbuddies premiere

Anonymous said...

What they replaced you?
That is ridiculous.
fake rage?
Outrageous.

-Natalie.

beckler said...

new text: steak sandwich, blt, 3 chicken tacos and a cheeseburger at the zebra. bartender just chugged the rest of my pabst. nicknamed me blueboy. zebra best bar.

obviously various substances have already gone to their heads. "cheeseburger at the zebra" is a disgusting phrase. it makes me wish we had more than one bathroom.

beckler said...

summer al just got a vodka and redbull.

beckler said...

a special guest is raging on the clock! who could it be?

beckler said...

uh oh. johnny diamonds is drinking ouzo at the old tavern. you know how he gets.

Anonymous said...

Don't I.
But don't tell my husband.

Natalie.

Anonymous said...

Is Johnny Diamonds related to the homeless guy Diamond Joe that trolls 19th Street?

-skpr

Liv Moe said...

matt maxwell and the ganglians! as if!

i have it on good authority that jackie greene has been secured to play the role of smiller.

Anonymous said...

I thought 'raging' was an action word, they going to spend all day at the Zebra or what?
jamattack!
ps. now that we went to Chambers I kind of want to go there all the time. I pass it everyday.

beckler said...

they are at the tavern now.

i went to the pre flite on friday. there were free nachos

beckler said...

they're listening to "panama". i'm sure maxwell is making his rothface. that's like methface, but with roth

beckler said...

armeniac just declared that that song "i'd like to hear some funky dixieland pretty mama..."etc., etc., ad nauseum is one of the top five songs ever

beckler said...

now they're at the press, livening it up. they said tears of a clown is killing it. that song probably hasn't killed it in a long time.

this is the critical part of the dayrage, the part that i napped through. can they hold it together? will they end in a body of water? stay tuned.

beckler said...

looks like golden bear is next

talkaboutcharles said...

I think it is high time to have competing rages on the same day. July or August. Then we will all know which gender rages hardest.

Keep in mind I am saying this from my home where my summer cold has made me as rage-y as church group.

Charles

Liv Moe said...

bring it!

beckler said...

hmm..competing rages where we flash-rage someplace at the end? it could work.
i want my next rage to either by west sac rage or gayrage. west sac would be the most strenuous and gayrage would be the laziest.

John L said...

I'm unemployed, I can definitely rage.

Liv Moe said...

gayrage though lazy could involve a dip in the faces pool however....

Anonymous said...

Got a text about 4:20 pm that DP is shirtless...
Just thought that might be an important "visual" for the dayrage play-by-play...
~a

Anonymous said...

a clarification: the 'original' dayrage ladies weren't replaced; they categorically refused to pose for the cover. Or any other photos.

We did however find some other ladies who were not afraid to rage for the camera. They were paid in Buffalo wings.

-omf

wburg said...

At some point I'm going to have to declare a coffeerage. There will be twitching. It will happen at night.

beckler said...

which ladies did you ask? i'm sitting one foot from a lady who did want to be on the cover and was not asked.

Anonymous said...

Notice there's no drama surrounding the dude rage? Just sayin!

-miller

Anonymous said...

I didn't ask any ladies from the actual dayrage because I was told that people DIDN'T want to be on the cover. If I'd known there were people who DID want to be on the cover it would actually have saved me some work.
-omf

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you think gay people rage in a lazy way. Did you see the pride parade this year? Oh wait, me either, forgot all about it.
Sincerely,
"worse gay person ever"
jamattack!

beckler said...

i know you're joking, but it would just be lazy because all the stuff is close together. although yesterday we were talking about ending at the bolt, which would be a bit of a shag. we think dp and db would be hits at the bolt.

Anonymous said...

younger model types? I'm frigging 30! Not exactly a spring chicken in my book..

-sonebone

Anonymous said...

I've got a mirror on the end of my cane that says differently...

~OLdest Dude in the World

&ps how does Fletch end? i keep falling asleep