Tuesday, June 20, 2006

who'd ya rather

They're playing bump it or dump it over at the Barnseyard and Huey Lewis got resoundingly bumped. As it should be. Perhaps I should start playing "who'd ya rather" in this space to spice things up. Now I can't remember the one I came up with the other night, it was Courtney Love and somebody else. But I just kept having to make the other person grosser and grosser cuz no one would choose Courtney Love. How about Courtney love or Pink?

Heyamoto reviewed the Bolt. I'm reading it and thinking "not so bad, not so bad" and then I froze on this sentence, "Though patrons said they were pleased with the new look, we didn't actually have any basis for comparing The Bolt old and new, as we are, you know, a girl person and had never been there before." Ay chihuahua! Hey, she hasn't actually reviewed the Park Downtown place, has she? I don't know anyone that's been to the nightclub so I'd be interested to see what Martha and Joan say.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Becks, don't try to steal credit for my amazing who'd you rather for Anthony Kiedis! It was mine - Courtney Love or Sharon Osbourne...

Brew

beckler said...

right, sorry, i couldn't remember. that's wayyyy better than pink.

we were also trying to compile a list of questions that chkchkchk should ask the chipeps, but of course i can't remember any of those, either

ez said...

I can't believe they pay that woman to write!!?! WE are A Girl person? Does she suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, most of our questions weren't too memorable.

For example:

What do you think about Sacramento?

What do you like better, acid or mushrooms?

Brew

Anonymous said...

How about "What else is in the teaches of Kiedis?".

miller

beckler said...

how about has he met peaches? i wish i could be there to introduce them. Kiedis, meet Peaches, Peaches, Kiedis"

beckler said...

would ya rather do peaches or kiedis? i say kiedis, duh.

Anonymous said...

Okay, but say between Peaches and Kiedis, Kiedis gets you a curable STD and Peaches is "clean." Does that change anything?

Niki

Anonymous said...

Jesus, I'm a dude & I'd still pick Kiedis!!

miller

Anonymous said...

But Peaches does have hot bod. I saw her in gold lame bikini in Miami. Is she a butter face, though? I don't recall.

Brew

Anonymous said...

Looks like I forgot a few words there.

leon said...

I think Heyamoto wrote that on acid or shrooms, cuz I'm confused as hell. That is some obscure shit right there!

beckler said...

a curable STD, still Kiedis. Kiedis give me the herps, I pick Peaches. But perhaps I'm not the one to answer this because I was all hot for Kiedis for the duration of high school.

werenotdeep said...

Having Heyamoto review the Bolt is like having Bertrand Russell review Slayer's Show No Mercy.

I'll generally agree that the Bolt is a pretty chummy kind of place, but to say that it's without pretense is not really accurate. There's a bondage sling hanging in the corner, for crying out loud.

"The best thing about this bar is it's not pretentious," said Jeremy Willis, 25, who came all the way from Nevada City to his favorite bar in Sac. "It's a bar where people can be themselves and strike up friendly conversations without feeling like they have to pose for everyone."

In other words, no queens in boas. Just men in chaps'

Oh yeah! There you go. Boas are pretentious, whereas chaps, which also have no practical value as an outergarment, aren't pretentious at all.

I haven't been to the Bolt in about six months, so I don't know if that's really supposed to be before or after all these big changes. But I had been there before then a few times too.

She doesn't really talk at all about what's so different about it now versus this mysterious "before" that keeps getting mentioned. From what I understand, and from what I've seen there myself, very little, if anything, has changed.

Plus, I doubt she got her ass grabbed while she was there, either. Pretty much happens to me every time I've been there.

Anonymous said...

I know how traumatizing that can be. Pretty much happens to me every time we play Mina.

charvey

werenotdeep said...

Yeah, I meant to say something about that, but I just felt awkward and embarassed. You get one too many Sparks in me, my hands just can't keep to themselves.

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beckler said...

I just read on YLIWW the quote from Queenie "if tits were brains, I'd be a millionaire". so funny! now sweat, white boy!

alice said...

it's still kiedis regardless if peaches has a 'hot' body. the hope is that after you do it with kiedis he'll smoke you out and perform 'under the bridge' acoustic. that's worth putting out for.

beckler said...

can kiedis play an instrument or will frusciante be there too? kinky.

Anonymous said...

Oh I'm sure Kiedis strums a little acoustic guitar from time to time. Because playing an acoustic guitar has been know to get you laid. And that's all he needed to know.

miller

beckler said...

as long as the girl has a flirtatious rack and an overbite, he's in there. how do i know? simple. the teaches of kiedis.

werenotdeep said...

Playing the Tuba has a similar effect on me.

Anonymous said...

Kiedis all the way. I picture myself tied to a bed by tube socks and him running shirtless in slow motion towards me (just like that video!). Then he starts doing that awesome rapper thing with his hands and I just completely lose it. Flea watches descretely from the closet.

Mmmmm, good,
Jed

Anonymous said...

Kiedis or Peaches & Herb? Peaches & Herb, course. Corn rows are such a turn on...

--reunited