I was thinking I was dying and I called Scott and we figured out that our new coffee filters caused us to both overdose on caffeine. Seriously! We made coffee at a different time so that's why we had to talk about it on the phone. I was like "I feel insane, my hands are going numb". The filter ran really slow and so my giant cup of chemex light roast coffee has poisoned me and I can't really do my work today. It sucks! My vision looks blurry and shit. Laugh if you must.
"Oh, what? You bought Mellitta brand filters? I guess you just don't care about Mother Earth, huh"
"You didn't use If You Care Cheesecloth? Why don't you just throw mercury down the sewers because you obviously don't give a shit about anyone except yourself"
2 comments:
Were you drinking a new kind/roast of coffee, too? Light roast has more caffeine than dark roast.
I've had to switch to half decaf because my anxiety was getting out of control.
it's the same coffee I always get from the pepper peddler. it just had a lot of contact time cuz of the filter stopping it up so it had a ton of caffeine. or I had a brain aneurysm.
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