How stoked am I for the new bike lanes downtown? Really stoked. Even though the lines are not painted in yet, it's already way better to ride G st up to 16th, where the bike lane used to start. 9th and 10th are like a dream. In fact, I am so stoked that I cannot even contemplate anything that is going on in the presidential race. I'm all like Pee-Wee Herman style, where I plug my ears and go "lalalalala" until it goes away.
Hear ye, hear ye, I am now proclaiming that I am absolutely going to Leap in the Dark tonight, despite my five hours of sleep. Since I am saying it, if I were to not go I would be revealed as an old lady who never goes out anymore, which I am decidedly NOT. So come party down with me, and bring me an adderall or vicodin so I can stay awake. Ha Ha I guess I am joking.