Tuesday, April 30, 2013

chakras in an uproar

OMG, yesterday I went to my regular vinyasa flow class only to find that it had been changed to yoga nidra, which is one of those gentle, relaxing, meditating type classes that I FUCKING HATE. Nothing makes me more tense than being forced to relax and breathe out of one nostril and shit.  The majority of the class was just lying down covered with blankets, which I do for 8 hours a night already, give or take.  So we're lying there, in the dark, and the teacher is talking and this asshole next to me instantly falls asleep and starts snoring really loudly.  Finally, after a long time I got so pissed that I was paying 15 bucks for this and gaining no strength or flexibility whatsoever that I freaked out, pushed all the shit off of me and fled the class.  The only thing I'm sorry about is that I left the blankets all messed up for the yoga teacher. But she heard the dude snoring and she should have done something.

The end.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My bad.

--Snoring Dude

beckler said...

WAKE UP!!!

The Armeniac said...

Way to give the Sheeple what for!

Shannon said...

Old lady alert.

beckler said...

do only old ladies hate snoring? i thought old ladies were so busy snoring that they didn't notice others

Shannon said...

I hope I didn't snore in palm springs. If I did, only classy ladies snore.