Tuesday, April 19, 2005


A proper post will probably have to wait until after lunch but for now...

Does anyone have any further info about Paul and Phil discussing the Tower on the teevee?

I'm hearing buzz that Carlos won the womens arm wrestling belt. Is this true? Above all here at Heckasac we strive for accuracy. Or the appearance of it.


Anonymous said...

the paul and phil thing was dumb. i didnt even watch it all, but its still saved on my tivo-like device. they basically were all for the tower becoming a book store or lame factory. They said no one cares about Tower or else it would be making money and not be in trouble. Basically it seemed like they had no idear what they were talking about and they just wish they were as cool as Armstrong and Getty. I also heard today that channel 58 is dropping the television part of the paul and phil show starting monday. I hope they go back to Family Feud reruns. That louie andersen is such a hoot.

-Boner from hooty and the blowfish

Anonymous said...

Carlos is, without a doubt, the Ladies Arm Wrestling Champion.

He wore the belt to work the next day and he looked fabulous.


-heckamax (CrestKilla)

Anonymous said...

Yikes! The new German pope is scary looking.


Anonymous said...

Ugh! Armstrong and Getty are the absolute worst! I hate that I have to wake up to them every morning in order to listen to Coast to Coast at night while I fall asleep. They think they aren't in the same class as shock jocks, but really they are. Too bad Sacramento doesn't get the John Batchelor show. His is the only respectable, slightly right leaning radio show I can listen to.

Connie Champaigne

DB said...

I have it on good authority that the new Pope will be assasinated within the year and replaced by the Black Pope, who will assist the rise of Satan and bring forth the end of times.

So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Anonymous said...


it freaks me out so much. With all the shit going on in the middle east, the black pope shit just freaks me out. I got really freaked out on on Nostradomus stuff in highschool too. fuck.


DB said...

I'm only citing reputable sources -- David Paul and apparently some crazy Born Agains who think the Pope is Satan's frontman in the first place.

Anonymous said...

At first I thought you guys were talking about the actual black cardinal from Africa that some people thought would be picked as pope. I couldn't figure out why he would be a bad choice. Now I get it.


Anonymous said...

The Black Pope or as DB dubbed him "Pope Satan the 1st", will be elected by the end of this year than 7years later we're fucked. So drink up smoke up and carpe the fuck out of your diem cause in 2012 it's all over, or it all starts over again in a beautifull new Paradise. Though Paradises tend to flop in this market.

beckler said...

Please, this is an apocalypse-free forum. Save that Nostradadomus bullshit for some other blog. I say bring the black pope on. Better than the Hitler Youth pope.

Anonymous said...

I like that his nickname is God's Rottweiler. It cracks me up. Also, Pope Satan 1 is hilarious!