Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Man, I am suffering from some serious blog envy. The Barnseyard has been hoppin' since I left. Dan's a prolific poster and his comments are picking up. Some of you may have missed this but Heckamax can no longer comment in this space because I use too many dirty words and phrases like "cuntswozzler" and "hot jets of ropey cum" (not a Kate Bush lyric, but it could be). I was dismayed to find out while reading the Barnesyard that my plants have been talking shit about me behind my back, but I'm happy to have something good to read. I predict he'll win best blog next year, especially since most of you find everything I say too dreadfully dull to comment on. If the exciting topics don't get you, I'm sure the pointless guilting will make you want to stop reading. But guilt is all I know folks. What am I, chopped liver? Ooohh..Armeniac you should start a blog so that we can be the all-blogging household that rules Sac. By the way, I'd love some more details of the trip to Armenia (online, I prefer it to talking face to face these days). So the racks were poppin'? Wish I could say the same for Portugal. Any country where I'm the hottest bird on the beach had better import some comely ladies from Sweden and introduce them into the gene pool, STAT. No offense to any Portuguese readers, I think the people from the Azores got most of the good looks.
Posted by beckler at 3:00 PM