Thursday, July 28, 2005

Holy Crap!

I was checking the MCs to see if more folks had chimed in about how much they love me, how great I am, etc. (answer: no, but at least no one wrote anything mean, either), and I found this. Weird.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Missed Connections is a lot more interesting when it's all about our friends!

-bumrush

p.s. i wish i could have some pep-dog kon-dog!!!

Anonymous said...

Do you think that dime bag is still in it?

Anonymous said...

Okay, so you guys are MC experts. Can you explain this to me?
http://www.craigslist.org/eby/mis/87428337.html

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The dime bag may not still be in it the wallet, but since the guy's been carrying the curse of DP's wallet with him for the last 8 years, that same condom is surely still in it. Ohhhh! David, don't hurt me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, that is such a weak dis.
Brew

Anonymous said...

Brew- Okay, maybe it won't win any peewee dis contests, but it's certainly not as weak as "that is such a weak dis." I would have accepted: "David doesn't need to hurt you. You've already hurt yourself bad enough by slamming into that humor bar you've apparently lowered so much." or... I don't know what else. Okay fine... we both let everyone down with our lazy disses. Regroup. -Anonydis

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for your academic explanation of aforementioned MC.

-Anonymous

Is this art?

armeniac said...

my wallet's cursed?!? are all my wallets cursed? or was just that one cursed? should i throw the away wallet i presently have or the condoms i presently have? golly, who can tell.
thanks for diggin this mc up heckasac, i lost that wallet at pst. after a popesmahers show and was really quite bumed at the time. it has\had lots of high school pictures in it. wild

beckler said...

woah. i took a trip in the wayback machine just now. back to the time when i was dating a popesmasher. look how i namedrop. so smooth you wouldnt even notice unless i point it out.

Anonymous said...

Whatevs anonydis...I'm just calling it like it is. Maybe I have a cursed purse and that's why my disses are so weak today.

Brew