Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I'm turning thirty-wonderful

Sully used this phrase this morning at Peet's and it made me laugh. I'm turning thirty-wonderful soon and I'm having a party on saturday and you're all invited. It's a volleyball BBQ. It's at East Portal park starting at 4:00 pm. Bring stuff to BBQ. Bring your game. I'll buy some keg cups so people can at least attempt to be discreet about their beer. Later that night there's a dance party/show at a house at an undisclosed location. This party is for Mike R.'s birthday and kinda sorta my party too in some small way. Well, we have the same birthday so we have to collaborate. I hope it's not a zillion degrees on saturday. Also, I hope this is the year that I finally get a pony. A polo pony. That joke is tired. Everyone always makes that joke. But now that I'm old I make jokes like that. I hope there are no clowns at this party! Or mimes. Or people with mullets. Or French people. Or Carnies. Or guitar comedians.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

bump, set, spike!

where is East Portal park? I have to tell the Clowns from the carnival, who are bringing the french pony and opening act from the con, how to get there.

beckler said...

East Portal is on like, M and 52nd or something. Just ride or drive down M, and you'll run right into it. It also has bocce ball courts, so D.P. should bring his set.

Anonymous said...

Heckasac, what do you want for your birthday besides a polo pony? A pony keg? Or perhaps Polo perfume? Please provide possible party presents? Can you tell that I am bored out of my fucking mind?

Brew

beckler said...

I would like everyone to chip in and buy me that copy of McCartney's first solo(or is it?) album off ebay. J.K. Exotic liquors are always a fave with me. Bottles of wine. Everclear. Rubbing alcohol. Cough syrup. Antifreeze will do, in a pinch. OK, not that, let's see..drugs of almost any kind, pills would be great. What else...I'd like to get laid, if that could be arranged. Besides all that, I couldn't really ask for anything better than overwhelming love and extreme adoration from all my friends. And you better give it to me-or else.

Anonymous said...

You'll get your 10 copies of Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince and you'll like it!!

miller

Anonymous said...

Prince should call his next album: Prince and the Half-Blood Harry Potter

So which Sac guy would you want to lay you for your birthday? I'm guessing one of the Maloofs. (Malooves?)

beckler said...

That's a loaded question, anonymous. And by that I mean, if you get me loaded on saturday, I'll give you an answer.

caroline said...

can i call you beckles or is that out of line?

i don't think i can attend your party but can i take you to belated birthday lunch sometime?

armeniac said...

I,ll bring my bocce balls and some fine meats to the barbecue but i guess i'll have to leave my guitar at home as I'd hoped to perform a zany set "off color" comedy songs in honor of your welcome to this mortal coil thirtywonderfull years ago.I guess you kinda ruined your birthday with this misguided guitar comedy ban cause my performance of 'chilli doggin' with saddam' would've blown the roof off the place.

Anonymous said...

I'll be there so I can live-blog it.

-sac

Anonymous said...

C'mon Beckasac, Lift the Ban!!

"Chili Doggin' With Saddam!"

(repeat as a chant)

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