Friday, July 08, 2005

Bored?

OK, so I'm hearing the buzz that some of you are bored. Here's a link. People submit funny convos that they have overheard in NY. Keep reading. It gets funnier.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love it..
thanks.
a-kay

beckler said...

Here's my favorite so far (from fourth of july)

Girl #1-are you going to go onto your roof to watch the Macy's fireworks?

Girl #2-I don't even know if my building has a roof.

brooklyn heights

beckler said...

these are really good, too

Wednesday One-liners

Need Relationship Counseling

Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.

--82nd & 2nd


Overheard by: Rick Segall


Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.

--111th & Broadway


Overheard by: Djlindee


Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.

--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place


Overheard by: Sarah C


Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.

--Washington Heights


Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?

--Times Square


Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.

--Union Squre theatre


Suit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.

--Wall Street

beckler said...

I hope this is amusing y'all cuz i can't stop

Mother: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Daughter: A cop.
Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for?
Daughter: So I can carry a gun.
Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no cop and he has a gun.

--F train

sac said...

You owe me money for living in Sac and reading NY blogs.

johnny said...

Overheard on the L on July 4th...

Dude #1: Barcade is pretty cool.
Dude #2: Yeah, we could go to Barcade or we could go to Union pool.
Dude from out of town: I dunno but i need some poon-tang!
Dude #1 & #2: Let's go to Union Pool!