i love it..thanks.a-kay
Here's my favorite so far (from fourth of july)Girl #1-are you going to go onto your roof to watch the Macy's fireworks?Girl #2-I don't even know if my building has a roof.brooklyn heights
these are really good, tooWednesday One-liners Need Relationship CounselingBlack guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch. --82nd & 2ndOverheard by: Rick Segall Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.--111th & BroadwayOverheard by: Djlindee Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's PlaceOverheard by: Sarah CJamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.--Washington HeightsGuy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?--Times SquareGuy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.--Union Squre theatreSuit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.--Wall Street
I hope this is amusing y'all cuz i can't stopMother: What do you want to be when you grow up?Daughter: A cop.Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for?Daughter: So I can carry a gun.Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no cop and he has a gun.--F train
You owe me money for living in Sac and reading NY blogs.
Overheard on the L on July 4th...Dude #1: Barcade is pretty cool.Dude #2: Yeah, we could go to Barcade or we could go to Union pool.Dude from out of town: I dunno but i need some poon-tang!Dude #1 & #2: Let's go to Union Pool!
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