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- benji's blog
- totally unsecret show
- Say what?!
- she said/he said
- I'm workin' on it!
- potpourri-how's that for a crappy heading?
- Somewhere bound?
- Holy Crap!
- MC
- gross!
- show tonight
- Quote from Ebert
- New FF's pushed back
- Kru Review
- Questions questions
- I present to you...the dregs
- hot hot heat
- nah
- nationwide meats
- music news!
- stolen photo
- Best Birthday Ever!
- Mconaghuey? maconehey? i can't spell it!!
- she said/ he said
- Hott picture for Jana
- rafterdarty!
- help me heckamax
- joanna newsom stuff
- chortle-worthy
- More Nic pictures
- namedropped!
- MCs
- got some time on your hands?
- Go Hornets!
- Who'd ya rather?
- Intonation fest
- I'm turning thirty-wonderful
- the family way
- Wake up!
- funny
- hmm..
- you make the call
- Yay area!!!
- You have got to be kidding me
- this is what you've been waiting for
- morning thought
- Strike that
- This just in...
- What to do, what to do
- hot off the presses
- babblin'
- poinsettia pics
- tweakstyle
- The Double Douche
- I'm late
- Wow. I'm very impressed by this article in the Be...
- Believe it or plotz-I got a celly!
- Scott McClellan must have grill marks on his back
- movie review
- Overheard in Sac
- TNG pictures!!!
- It's on!
- my sweet weekend
- Overheard in Sac
- Bored?
- MU tour
- Silence from the Crest
- talk about me
- Music crap
- draggin'
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- Spelling Bee!
- Bam!
- cockeyed coup
- restaurant review
- "A sea of drunken humanity"
- Star Trek Con!!!
- Syrian kabobs!!!!
- Ain't no party like a Sactown party
- First a guitar god, now a fashion icon?
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- ta-ta for now
- I knew it!
- sb mc
- Music links
- Directions for monday show
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6 comments:
i love it..
thanks.
a-kay
Here's my favorite so far (from fourth of july)
Girl #1-are you going to go onto your roof to watch the Macy's fireworks?
Girl #2-I don't even know if my building has a roof.
brooklyn heights
these are really good, too
Wednesday One-liners
Need Relationship Counseling
Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.
--82nd & 2nd
Overheard by: Rick Segall
Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.
--111th & Broadway
Overheard by: Djlindee
Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.
--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Sarah C
Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.
--Washington Heights
Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?
--Times Square
Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.
--Union Squre theatre
Suit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.
--Wall Street
I hope this is amusing y'all cuz i can't stop
Mother: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Daughter: A cop.
Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for?
Daughter: So I can carry a gun.
Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no cop and he has a gun.
--F train
You owe me money for living in Sac and reading NY blogs.
Overheard on the L on July 4th...
Dude #1: Barcade is pretty cool.
Dude #2: Yeah, we could go to Barcade or we could go to Union pool.
Dude from out of town: I dunno but i need some poon-tang!
Dude #1 & #2: Let's go to Union Pool!
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