Friday, October 07, 2005

bad mc

This guy starts out OK with his MC. Noting a woman has sexy shoulders is pretty innocuous and a good opener. And it's kind of cute to admit he's big but hope he has a chance. It gets worse and worse as it goes along. When he says he wants to stop in the middle of her body and lick there for days or whatever, what part do you think he's talking about? I know, it seems obvious, but I wouldn't necessarily say that part is in the "middle". Isn't that more like the belly button? Maybe he's into that. Maybe it is the middle. Quick, some lady go measure yourself and divide my two and then see what's in the middle. We do have a tape measure in the lab. I'll get back to you. And then by the end he's pretty much implying that he's been waxing it thinking about her. That's not usually a way to appeal to a lady.

8 comments:

beckler said...

Oh. He's right. It is in the middle.

Anonymous said...

I'm little in da middle but I got much back...

Maya said...

I'm digging the spelling "whorship."

Anonymous said...

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/eve/100230316.html

Maybe he could work out with some rollin and groovin

beckler said...

Hey, what is that? It sounds cool.

I sure have a lot fo typos in my post.

Did anyone see the janet nude sunbathing video. It's funny. Man, those implants sure stand the test of time.

beckler said...

Another typo!

Anonymous said...

Here is the video
http://www.egotastic.com/video?qt2=http://www.egotastic.com/media/videos/0510/janet-jackson-paparazzi-lg.mov&w=480&h=376

Stephen Glass said...

"Long rest stop on the middle?" Hey, maybe he's just looking forward to taking a long nap.
In the middle, of course.
Is that anything like what the Quakers refer to as "the Center?"