Monday, July 18, 2005

this is what you've been waiting for

In deference to the impressive commenting that I started with that little offhand post I'm trying to dredge up a good post.

1) another random thought (it's becoming like a Seinfeld routine up in here) what's the deal with rhyming Bacardi and party? We all know it's been going on forever, but it's still going on. I just heard some new weak song with this rhyme. OK, Bacardi is not even good rum. It's totally cheap so you would think people would not want to name drop it in their songs. Its one and only merit is that it rhymes with party. Bacardi probably owes 75% of their sales to the fact that it rhymes with party. Someone should start a beer company and name their beer Marty. Or Starty. So it could be like "let's get this Starty party started" or some shit. Or start a vodka company and call your vodka Rafterdarty, so you could rhyme "get a case of Rafterdarty for the afterparty". Actually, that's too many syllables. Marty would probably be better.

2)OK, so camping at Lake Jenkinson. This place is pretty fucking cool. It's close (a bit past Placerville), it's waaayyyy cooler there, and there's a nice, clean reservoir to swim or fish in. There were several partybarges in effect at all times, but the noise was not too bad. Our campsite was completely surrounded by Christians on all sides, so besides the singing religious songs about sinners and the prayer circles they were very quiet. After we skinny dipped we were all going to porky pig*** it through the Christian's campsites, but Jana wussed out. We turned the camping site into an impromptu business meeting and I won't give too much away, but as a hint, hopefully the empty building that used to be Tony Baretta's (by southside park) will soon be a private club that sells beer from a cooler.


***definition: to Porky Pig-to wear a shirt with no pants

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

RafterDarty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it--BR

Anonymous said...

Beckler's shout out to the Christian's:

Don't be trippin if we porky piggin, nudie dippin, sippin on Marty at the afterparty...

Brew

Alice said...

before the summer is out, ya'll better go porky piggin' it somewhere in the tri-state area cause it's the summer of pig and i've already done my tour of duty. next time, no excuses! christians can handle a little ass.

Anonymous said...

Hah, I had you all fooled. You may have thought I was skinny dipping, but really I had my birthday suit on the whole time!
jana

Anonymous said...

Hey Beckler, I heard a rumour that world famous Worm is going to try to take over your blog. Be forewarned.

B

beckler said...

Say what? A sneak attack? I'll be ready.