I was told to take this picture because it symbolized the Dayrage, so here it is. I joined the 'rage at the Pine Cove, and it was in full effect.
We spotted JerPer running by. We tried to knock on the windows and get him to join the 'rage, but he was on his phone. I've seen him running at the park before and he seems to always be on his phone. The 'rage adjourned to the river (Sutter's Landing) around 6 pm. We got in the water for a bit and then I had to go. The core three raged on and I'm really not sure what happened at the end. I'm curious. Some stuff is happening to Sutter's Landing. There's a dog park there now. And I can report that the water is already pretty warm and slow. Swimming time! We need to get some watercraft and chill there all the time.
In other big news, here's my kitten after her bath.
Oh yeah, and for you record and cassette collectors out there, the KDVS record swap is at Luigis on Saturday. Smiller is going to be selling a gang of records in hopes of financing his next vacation. I will be selling some crap, too. Starts at 9am on Saturdya.
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FYI ladies, A new Dayrage rule was enacted yesterday: Chicks allowed after 5:00.
Our delicate little hearts are all aflutter. Someone bring me my smelling salts!
Aww...shucks..I know, I know, we're too good to y'all. But I don't think your constitutions could handle a pre 5pm rage. Plus who wants to take all those breaks while you ladies powder your noses?
you mean when we're taking shots from flasks in the bathroom?
You mean, while I'm doing whippets behind the dumpster? You can't handle our rage!
I got another reply from Steve Cohn about taco trucks. How long until Sacto loses a lawsuit over this:
Thanks for your follow up email with concerns about the amount of time “mobile” food vendors are allowed to operate on the pubic right of way. This issue came up several years ago at the request of two Council members who were experiencing crime issues in their neighborhoods. I agreed with many of the vendors that the proposed regulation was too onerous. During outreach, the Sacramento Police also weighed in and their main concern was that night time vending could cause an increase in crime. So prior to adoption of the ordinance, significant outreach occurred and many compromises were made. For example, the time allocation was changed from 15 minutes to 30 minutes, and the time limit does not apply to food vendors who are located on private property.
Verification: dayrage!!!!!!1 (it includes the !!!!!1)
Crime?! That's the reason? That's not the reason the posited for the press. That's fucking ridiculous. Taco trucks do not cause crime.
Sounds like "crime" is being used as a code-word for Hispanics being seen in public together.
Nighttime vending seems like it would curtail crime, if it has anything to do with crime at all. Who wants to go shooting and plundering when they're enjoying a feeling of contentment?
I'm probably my least violent went I have a full belly of carnitas. But that's just me.
Jed
whoa, drumsticks. That is some serious dayragin'
Compelling phrase:
"the pubic right of way"
The time has come to to assert our pubic rights!
Hey Yolkie, those were actually chocalate covered ice cream cones, drumsticks were earlier in the dayrage, breakfast at Simon's!
....the chocolate covered ice cream cones known as Drumsticks.
biz
I can say without hesitation that the Limelight is the worst bar in all of Sacramento. Possibly the world.
-heckadayragemax
If trucks cause crime, then do ants cause picnics?
-Ed C.
TThanks Biz, good eyes Amanda!
Is it "whip-its" instead of "whippets"? I will do either behind the dumpster on the ladyrage.
The Limelight has good breakfast but I don't think I've ever been to just the bar.
I guess "people on the street at night" equals "crime" for the Sacto Mayberry RFD.
I heard the LadyRage starts at the Limelight. Don't worry beckler - they have really good dumpsters.
What can I say, I'm an ice cream connoisseur.
What is that kitten's name?
gbomb
I'm having a hard time committing to Mountain Girl because it's not very catchy. We are considering Barbara, because then our cats would be named Steve and Barbara, which are also our next door neighbor's names.
That is so weird, I am trying to name my new car that I picked up in LA this weekend and I thought about naming her Barbara Ann because she is a blonde SoCal lady, but I don't really like it.
Gbomb
I think it's 'whip it', because it's technically a charger for whipped cream. Whippet is a tiny greyhound dog.
Also, I'd like to offer my own private property to Tres Hermanos taco truck, how awesome would it be to have them in your driveway?
Not a bad idea - besides all the constant crime of course.
-miller
mountain girl? hmmmm, i wonder which of you suggested that one... wonder, wonder
Here's how it went:
heckasac: can we get a kitten - we can name it Mountain Girl.
me: sold!
heckasac (after we got the kitten): I don't want to name it Mountain Girl.
me: yes dear.
-miller
Miller=whippeted
I have talked to a few lawyers in town and they have decided to file an injunction on your day-ragging until I can take part.
Also, I have just sent in the paperwork on a new related concept: date-ragging. That's when you rage while your on a date. Here it is in context for Dave Smith's benefit:
"Man, last night that girl date-ragged the shit out of me."
Just putting it out there.
Charles
whoa! thanks Charles. Now I can finally start dating.
PS i like the name Barbara for a cat. Will you call her Babs?
How about "Barbara the Mountain Girl"? Or maybe "Steve's Worst Nightmare".
Charles, man, I wish we'd known you were up for a dayrage. I'm still getting used to you being around for the summer. Next year.
-miller
My memory of the day might be a little hazy, but didn't we call Charles from the Torch Club? Was that just to play him the Beer Dawgs over the phone?
-biz
Oh....uh.....yeah, right. Charles, we called you from The Torch Club & you didn't answer.
-miller
The only rage I hear on a date is from the girl I'm with raging about why I'm a lousy boyfriend. Quickly followed by her saying, "I'm out of here".
You should spell it "Barbra" like in the Modernettes song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKyf1oZSoIk
All Lady Dayrage!
All Lady Dayrage!
Not like I got anything to do during the days.
We could start at Lalo's for breakfast, check out some south sac bars, rage at the kiddies at Fairy Tale Town, and end up in my pool.
Think about it ladies,
jamattack!
ps. I promise I'm not just hitting on you.
Charles the term "daterage" was already coined by Senor Barnes a few weeks ago. And as per state regs you were given same day notification of said dayrage from the Torch Club.
veriword: dumpoc- The word Humpty Hump used to make fun of Tupac.
You guys are lame-ragging the shit out of me right now.
I did get a text-rage late in the game. Hey, I'm a planner, OK? I need a little warning. When's the next Rage-a-thon?
Charles Rage-bright
ladypoolrage! i'm in. especially since I will soon be furloughed. sweet weekdays off=10%more raging
ladypoolrage+lalo's sounds too sweet.
capthca=derdo - a bearded nerd
Sweet, we will totally out day rage those dude day ragers.
Who else is in?
Any day of the week works for me, but I understand you job types will have to plan ahead.
jamattack!
ps. I'll start working on my ladies day rage comp right now.
wed are iffy for me but potentially doable. anytime after july 9 is cool. before that it's the all biggert all the time channel.
perhaps this will be the day that i finally visit the swiss buddha!
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