Friday, June 02, 2006

the return of friday craigslist cracks

I'm getting next-to-no feedback from everyone and I feel all alone out here. So to amuse myself I will return to the posts that you love to hate, the craigslists cracks. I hardly ever read craigslist anymore so they've tapered off. And no complaining about the links being taken down. The pleasure of the craigslists cracks is fleeting.

Are you SURE this is why your friend called you a tool? I'm not.

This fishnets coffee house girl thing has been going on for weeks. This poor girl. She has an army of stalkers all effusing about how sexy she is in the internet. Wait a minute, that doesn't sound half bad.

This lady is lucky that her wallet is all he took. This one's not funny, it's to teach you a life lesson. Stop being such a drunk. Yes, you.

This person has been to too many ren fairs. That is a lazy joke. Craigslist cracks is dumb, tho write it still I do.

working in a coffee shop in the age of craislist must really suck. this one is gross. i bet she has no idea who wrote this.

is this a new slang compliment? girl, you SIMPLE hot. on that note, has anyone ever heard anyone actually use the term "chillaxin"? I read in good housekeeping yesterday that it's hot teen slang.

and FINALLY in a sea of mis-filed posts, "jokes" and creepy stalkers, a real missed connection. The title is descriptive enough so she might know who he's talking about, they actually talked, he didn't write anything gross, and there is a reason for him to post it because he probably doesn't know that, for example, she works at Starbucks so that if he wanted to talk to her all he has to do it go by there. Bravo!

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