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- can I wipe my hands on the monkey fur?
- flourescent light never, incandescent light forever
- vice guide
- Filipino food-what's the deal?
- David Berkeley?
- embers is my jam
- have I reminded you that there's a show tonight
- show tonight (and tomorrow, check the comments on ...
- Finches show tomorrow!
- Stop Messing With My Sac
- pfork interview
- ramen! ramen! ramen!
- yeah right
- imaginary towers-will they ever be real?
- douche alert
- last column
- bye bye r.e.
- yay taylors!
- italian food?
- grandma gams
- I thought this yelp review of starbucks was a joke
- I'm a little slow on reporting this but...
- I forgot
- oysterfest 2007!
- no msg guy
- bow down before the Queen of Sheba
- No, I am not cooking Tuscan braised rabbit
- finches
- Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
- a wonderful town-for boobs!
- Japanamento.
- bright ideas song link
- Children of men
- heckasac, pet napper times 2
- another good one
- prettiest hair ever
- the famous rear view
- she cracks jokes
- ...and the drum guy
- and the guy scott doesn't like
- and a weird one, too
- found on flickr
- meow
- Carl's velvet cork
- 524 is coming back (eventually) and more list hating
- new restaurants in the new year
- list
- lists? charles are you there?
- beware trader joes?
- going crazy
- still not ready
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this one is cracking me up:
DOs & DON’Ts—The basic rules of fashion
The basic rule is: You have to be at least a little uncomfortable.
We are in an epoch right now when everyone is determined to be at a sleepover. Nobody can endure any discomfort whatsoever, not even for a moment. If a woman goes out on a limb and gets dressed up one night, she punishes the world by wearing tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops for days after. If a man feels even slightly warm he takes his shirt off and lets the whole world see his hairy tits. Back in Victorian times, we were wearing three-piece suits and top hats in the middle of July. Can we not have at least a modicum of discipline? It’s not that hard. Men just need to stay away from belly tattoos, chokers, cargo shorts, combat pants, umbrellas (under any circumstances), coloured sunglasses, long hair, tribal tattoos, wool hats, and piercings. Women need to avoid platform flip-flops, belly-button piercings, toe rings, cleavage, low-riding jeans if they’re chubby (we’re mainly talking to British and Italians), thongs, shirts made to look like tattoos, cowboy hats, fake tans, and Von Dutch.
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