At his home this week, Larrick was cleaning a chimichanga from his prized custom crystal chandelier. He said he was baffled by the accusations. He admitted there have been problems, but said, "We don't have parties. There is no dope sold here and there is no dope in the house."
Um, wha? Did that Bee reporter file his copy from a nearby Jimboy's?
As for the story itself, gee, I guess if somebody's life goes south and they unintentionally convert their starter castle into a tweaker den, it merits above-the-fold attention over at Team Scoopy. Yikers.
Both times I have read that part of the story I briefly imagine that he is cleaning th chandelier WITH the chimichanga. The soft warm tortilla being used like a chamois.
Plus, food in a chandelier is so 80's movie. Like the pizza on the turntable.
Still not sure what's up with those chimchangas on the chandelier. Do speedfreaks hallucinate Mexican fast food growing indicriminately in theirtweakpads? Are the light switches made of chile rellenos?
A"t his home this week, Larrick was cleaning a chimichanga from his prized custom crystal chandelier. He said he was baffled by the accusations. He admitted there have been problems, but said, "We don't have parties. There is no dope sold here and there is no dope in the house.""
~~That's b/c he was tapped out.
I once had pesto on the ceiling...but the squidink pasta explosion was super rad!
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This graf from the story baffled me:
At his home this week, Larrick was cleaning a chimichanga from his prized custom crystal chandelier. He said he was baffled by the accusations. He admitted there have been problems, but said, "We don't have parties. There is no dope sold here and there is no dope in the house."
Um, wha? Did that Bee reporter file his copy from a nearby Jimboy's?
As for the story itself, gee, I guess if somebody's life goes south and they unintentionally convert their starter castle into a tweaker den, it merits above-the-fold attention over at Team Scoopy. Yikers.
Both times I have read that
part of the story I briefly imagine that he is cleaning th chandelier WITH the chimichanga. The soft warm tortilla being used like a chamois.
Plus, food in a chandelier is so 80's movie. Like the pizza on the turntable.
-natalie.
my favorite new zine, titty city, got reviewed in vice and they gave it thumbs up
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/02/vice_zine_revie.html
can you get titty city in sac?
If it's still in print, you can probably pick up one or order it from Needles and Pens:
http://www.needles-pens.com/
And if you want to keep laughing, check out "Let Me Tell You Where to Stick It/Let Me Tell You Where Not to Stick It":
http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=491&Itemid=88
Still not sure what's up with those chimchangas on the chandelier. Do speedfreaks hallucinate Mexican fast food growing indicriminately in theirtweakpads? Are the light switches made of chile rellenos?
A"t his home this week, Larrick was cleaning a chimichanga from his prized custom crystal chandelier. He said he was baffled by the accusations. He admitted there have been problems, but said, "We don't have parties. There is no dope sold here and there is no dope in the house.""
~~That's b/c he was tapped out.
I once had pesto on the ceiling...but the squidink pasta explosion was super rad!
Love all, trust few, do wrong to none.
9apologiestouBrian
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