bad mc

This guy starts out OK with his MC. Noting a woman has sexy shoulders is pretty innocuous and a good opener. And it's kind of cute to admit he's big but hope he has a chance. It gets worse and worse as it goes along. When he says he wants to stop in the middle of her body and lick there for days or whatever, what part do you think he's talking about? I know, it seems obvious, but I wouldn't necessarily say that part is in the "middle". Isn't that more like the belly button? Maybe he's into that. Maybe it is the middle. Quick, some lady go measure yourself and divide my two and then see what's in the middle. We do have a tape measure in the lab. I'll get back to you. And then by the end he's pretty much implying that he's been waxing it thinking about her. That's not usually a way to appeal to a lady.