Friday, October 28, 2005

the end

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I've gone insane from boredom. I have just gouged out my left eye with a dull pencil and now i'm going for my.lujl;aksd7uvjonpasdl;irurjawenkfkljgliuycxn

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ask me if I have a banana in my ear.

Do you have a banana in your ear?

I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

werenotdeep said...

Well, in not telling us, though, I think it's pretty obvious that he had Hong Kong Flu. There's no way to work "Aarrrrr" into "Gonnorrhea", so I just used a piratey term for it.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on Olsen. Gonnaarrrrea isn't too much of a stretch.

And aren't you supposed to be practicing sax?

miller

Anonymous said...

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/dollytor2.jpg

werenotdeep said...

Yeah, okay, but I just really wanted to say Hong Kong Flu.

I can't practice on a broken sax.

werenotdeep said...

I'm not familiar enough with the catalogue of the Mosquitos, unfortunately. In fact, all I have by them is a really crappy live recording of them at popfest playing "Allergies".

But I did first hear "Hong Kong Flu" in a song. "Sayanora" by the Pouges.

Isn't it also true that both Gono and Chlamid are not only tested the same way, but, since they're both bacteria, they're treated the same way?

Anonymous said...

Mosquitos rule! I like the less trebly one (Our Generation) better though I think Levy might like the other one more. And it blew my mind when Drew told me that Hong Kong Flu was a cover of a rock-steady song by the Heptones! Genius, man.

miller

Anonymous said...

Olsen - to ward off gonarrrrghrea you should always practice safe sax.

please kill me now.

I think there should have been a pirate joke with "plank" in the punchline. also maybe "peg leg" or "a buck an ear" as an ear infection joke.

beckler said...

wow. all this happened after i left work for the day. good job guys! those pirate jokes arrrrrr genius!

leon said...

Imagine me saying this in the voice of Comic Book Guy.

"Me thinks you are incorrect"

Not to be annoying, OK fuck it, I'll be annoying. Right now I am listening to "Hong Kong Flu" by the Ethiopians, which is an excellent song covered by the Mosquitoes.

leon said...

http://lovethefrenchmen.com/hongkongflu.mp3

werenotdeep said...

Right now you're reminding me of all the CD's I lost at the SF airport when I came home from Hawaii three years ago. I need to re-get The Upsetters' Return of Django again.

Of course, I special ordered a buncha CD's from TV and didn't get 'em because I was broke. I hope Dan's not mad at me.