I have a lot to post but guess which jerk waited until the very last minute to write her midtown monthly article which happens to coincide with being very very very busy at work?**
the jerk is me
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GW told me to have a new years party at that place you and her worked at. I'm up for it if The Band That Time Forgot will play. Unless there's something else going on...
You've got to stop letting GW run your life! sounds good to me. Does the spokesperson for The Band That Time Forgot have anything to say?
You jerk.
GW has always ran my life. One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with GW. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from an ass kicking, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to GW,
“You promised me GW, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
GW replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints is when I carried you.”
And then GW punched me in the face for liking Funky Cold Medina.
jerk
-lm
If you don't have that party, I will punch you in the face again.
love,
GW
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