Thursday, December 15, 2005

menace 2 society?


blacknightheron

Waah!! I live in river park and I have nothing better to worry about than some bird shit! It's a "crisis". In my neighborhood everyone's getting knocked out and robbed and smiller has an actual hooker hanging out outside his house all the time but god forbid a bird shits in river park.



9 comments:

Anonymous said...

And there's starving people everywhere. What goes on around you is *what* bothers you. No one's holding a gun to you and Smiller forcing you to live in shitty neighborhoods.

Come live with me in Gold River.

Anonymous said...

Spoken like a true anonymous poster! Sure, what's around you is what bothers you - but that doesn't mean it isn't petty as shit. No comment on the gun to my head crap. I live where I can afford.

miller

Anonymous said...

I don't think that's a fair comparison -- people choose to live in River Park in part because it is close to the river. Being by the river is cool but you have tradeoffs, and it's kind of shitty to expect the wildlife to just be there to be pretty when you want to take some pictures, but not ever crap on your car. Getting upset about birds crapping is just stupid. (Maybe hookers fall into the same category as crapping birds but I think violent crime is a legitimate thing to be upset about.)

beckler said...

I was mostly just trying to be funny about the river park thing. I not even sure where the borders of river park are. Our neighborhoods are rad, not shitty. Even a rad neighborhood can have problems like muggings and stuff. I just wanted an excuse to post the picture of the cute bird! Also, the problem with smiller's block isn't so much the hooker, it's that reba's a real piece of work!

Anonymous said...

And don't forget Reba's husband - he don't know what love is!

miller

Anonymous said...

I say it's time to amp up the crime in River Park.

gbomb

Anonymous said...

I love black crowned night herons! They are beautiful birds. It would be cool to have them living so near. Hell, they can move into my attic with the family of raccoons.

-Connie

beckler said...

Now there's a reality show I'd like to see! As long as you and Mike are in the show. And Smitty. You could call it "wild kingdom" and Mike could do his ape imitation.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus what whiny asses in River Park. We have GIANT BRONZE MEXICAN WILD TURKEYS running around in our neighborhood, and two 3 year old peacocks who hang with the scene as well. We feed those buggers purposely. We like the poopy mess, it enhances the neighborhood. I'd like to see what they'd do if 45 wild turkeys woke them up at 5 AM strutting their stuff and fighting and gobbling on their rooftops. Eh. Nevermind. They'd probably shoot 'em.