Another letter came into the heckasac mailbag:
hey heckasac,
i'm trying to find a decent bar to go to for st patty's day. do you have any recommendations?
Something you may not know about me is that I am half Irish. I like to pretend I'm all Jew because, well I just feel more like a Jew. But I do blame my Irish half for my lack of the Jewish hardbody that comes from my mom's side (you may laugh, but they are all built like a brick house). On my dad's side, my aunts are all pasty and have boobs that hang down past their waists. I'm sure they're nice, though! I just don't know them very well. Anyway, I digress. I would guess that the Bonn Lair might be a nice place to spend the evening of St. Patty's day. I have been in Old Sac on St Patty's day before (to watch Nar, I believe), and it seemed to be even lamer on St. Patty's day than it is all the other days of the year (although you might get to participate in a riot or some looting, so that could be fun). So if anyone has any suggestions for this young lassie, please add them to the comments.
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I concur with the Bonn Lair suggestion. Last year the party was so raucous I could hear it from my apartment.
Hm. Maya and I are neighbors, I think. Bonnlair is a terrific place anytime but when it gets crowded, watch out for the old regulars (older than this regular anyway). They like to kiss the young lassies.
Uneasy Rhetoric, I read your blog. Next time you're at the Lair, say hello!
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